what if the Smurfs invaded Britain?

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  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    how do you think this country would be now, and why?
     
  2. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Uh you mean those blue critters?
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    The smurfs were the original inhabitants of England.
     
  4. DMFP

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    I would organise a nice coffee morning - have missed those wise little critters:)
     
  5. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    i hope the wombles would fight for their turf.
     
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  7. DMFP

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    Just LOVE Wimbledon - been there loads SW19 rocks... excuse me tho just baking cookies for my coffee morning with the Blue Guys:)
     
  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    "what if the Smurfs invaded Britain?"


    You mean they haven't already?
     
  9. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    good point, Wimbledon would be the last to fall

    they've already taken Spain:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeBvSXvWiQY"]Spanish Town Invaded By Smurfs
     
  10. GardenGuy

    GardenGuy Senior Member

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    Papa Smurf should run for Parliament. The UK needs him!
     
  11. maddog131

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    my underwear would be very itchy!... fucking smurfs.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I think it would be smurfarific
     
  13. Angelus Mcsawself

    Angelus Mcsawself Banned

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    I do not think they would bother unless Gargamel was testing a psyhological theory about how sheepish/paranoid the crotch rubbing free pharkers are.

    Oh wait, they Do not need smurfs for that, just convoys on the way home from Iraq.
     
  14. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Smurfs are Belgian!
     
  15. Harpo

    Harpo Member

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    and the Queen is German, so what? Invasion means invasion.

    I think Asmodean was thinking of the Ancient Britons, who painted their skin with blue woad. (the word "picts" means 'painted ones')
     
  16. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Smurfs don't live in Belgium! They lived in medieval times. Only the cartoon is from Belgium :p ;)
     
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    they sure got spain, papa smurf in parliament :) :) :)
     
  20. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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