I named my boyfriend's penis...

Cyclops!

 

One eyed one horn flying purple people eater!

 

i hope he's still not your boyfriend after you maimed his penis

 

Oh don't worry, I always sew it back on.

 

"one horn??"

What the hell is the horn? Seems unpleasant.

 

You could make a custom pirate hat and outfit... use a marker to draw a face on him / it? :daisy:

 

My ex's looked like a skinny mushroom - I hated it.

 

The important thing is,,

does he come when he is called by name? That's what names are for.

 

BUMP

 

^^^

Cyclops 'comes' when he called to

:2thumbsup:

 

Nah, he likes to keep me in suspense for at least 20 minutes no matter how much I call him :2thumbsup:

 

I used to call my ex's member 'Saddam Hussein'

This is back in 2002, before Saddam died.

 

I recall reading that Saddam Hussein was a member of the "bath" party. Did you ever see him in the bathtub? Sounds like a "bath party" to me,,lol.

 

Dick Tater

 

damn where are all the cool girls when i need them

 

Damn, wish I had been there to watch