I named my boyfriend's penis...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by la Principessa, May 7, 2012.

  1. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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  2. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    One eyed one horn flying purple people eater!

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  3. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    i hope he's still not your boyfriend after you maimed his penis
     
  4. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Oh don't worry, I always sew it back on.
     
  5. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    "one horn??"

    What the hell is the horn? Seems unpleasant.
     
  6. drstve

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    You could make a custom pirate hat and outfit... use a marker to draw a face on him / it? :daisy:
     
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  8. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    My ex's looked like a skinny mushroom - I hated it.

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  9. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    The important thing is,,

    does he come when he is called by name? That's what names are for.
     
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  11. DMFP

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    ^^^:confused:

    Cyclops 'comes' when he called to:)

    :2thumbsup:
     
  12. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Nah, he likes to keep me in suspense for at least 20 minutes no matter how much I call him :2thumbsup:
     
  13. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    I used to call my ex's member 'Saddam Hussein'

    This is back in 2002, before Saddam died.
     
  14. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    I recall reading that Saddam Hussein was a member of the "bath" party. Did you ever see him in the bathtub? Sounds like a "bath party" to me,,lol.
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    Dick Tater
     
  16. Psychedelic Nature

    Psychedelic Nature Member

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    damn where are all the cool girls when i need them
     
  17. DMFP

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    Damn, wish I had been there to watch :)
     

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