I'm quite indisposed at the moment...

Please leave a message after the quite appropriate answering machine greeting.

"You didn't try to call me. Why didn't you try, didn't you try? Did you know I was lonely? No matter who I take home, I keep on calling your name and you...I need you so bad. You're the one, babe."

 

this is a prime example people of what happens when too much Frank Zappa is played constantly...if there is such a thing

 

There isn't such a thing. It's just not possible.

 

Yay. I love song quotes which are too cool for me.

 

*Beep* Yo, call me later, babe. Skeeter and I are gonna hit the pool hall. I'll have my cell on. Peace. Oh, and babe, I think I left the coffee pot on... check that for me, will ya?

 

They're never too cool for you, because you are me and I am you and therefore...

I confused us, Katiekrystin.

 

Don't feel too bad. You only confused us.

I made whores out of us. That's even worse.

 

Whoa. We have a coffee pot? This is awesome, babe. Skeeter...is he the one that hit on me in high school? Looks like Gene Wilder?

That was your shadow, dahlin. She isn't a part of the union of Katiekrystin.

 

katiekyrstin? i feel left out. aint i like you enough already katie?!


haha...

 

Gene Wilder?
i have no idea what youre all talking about but i like Gene Wilder hes cool
have you heard about the new willy wanka movie should be awesome
but no more Gene Wilder

 

Of course we have a coffee pot... how else would we make coffee? We've had the damn thing for ages. What's gotten into you, girl?

Hell no! What in the hell are you talking about? Don't you know Skeeter? Little chubby bald guy... c'mon, you know.

 

Ooh... eddie don't worry. You and me are still sisters. separated at birth.


I love you.

 

I'm boycotting the movie. Johnny Depp is supposed to play Willy Wonka, but damn him if he thinks he's better than Gene Wilder at the role. Gene Wilder...is Gene Wilder...and nobody can compete with that.

 

Ohhh. I was thinking of Lizard! I never liked the looks of Skeeter, though. You know that. Twenty-three and balding already? It's madness, I tell you!

 

I can blame stuff on my shadow?



AWESOME!