hi! newbie here, share a joke with you: How much for a season pass?

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  1. mellyzeng

    mellyzeng Guest

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    The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"​
     
    mellyzeng, May 20, 2012
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  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Welcome to the show!
     
    Tyrsonswood, May 20, 2012
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  5. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Welcome to Hf.
     
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Yawn......:sleeping:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, May 21, 2012
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  9. DMFP

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    At least I thought the joke was funny.....welcome here - hope you enjoy it here:)
     
    DMFP, May 21, 2012
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  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    hello and welcome!
     
    newbie-one, May 22, 2012
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  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    That was quite the joke
     
    r0llinstoned, May 22, 2012
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  15. stoner oxy80

    stoner oxy80 *"Senior~Stoned~Member"*

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    welcome to the fourms, hop you enjoy.
     
    stoner oxy80, May 22, 2012
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  17. jimmyjoe1

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    Welcome :)
     
    jimmyjoe1, May 22, 2012
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  19. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    welcome mell :2thumbsup:
     
    roamy, May 22, 2012
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  21. MultiverseRoad

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    yo mell, I got one for ya....

    q: What do Juggalos and the cops have in common?
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    -A: They both go, "WOOP, WOOP!" and ruin your day....

    oh zing!
     
    MultiverseRoad, May 25, 2012
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  23. DMFP

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    Now, that is just SO funny :2thumbsup:
     
    DMFP, May 25, 2012
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