This isn't another lies thread

I am not sleepy

 

I am NOT slurping a lemon ice while typing with one finger

 

i am not hungry and that doesnt sound good

 

I haven't just been informed I have to be on the 7am ferry out of Dover tomorrow,which DOESN'T mean getting up at 2am...AGAIN. [if I ever had before-which I haven't,remember]

I just ADORE being the only bloody person on the team with relevant qualies.

Ok-g'night,troops.

 

i did'nt get head butted in the ass by a mean sheep today

 

I didn't have spaghetti and salad for lunch today.

 

i would'nt just kill for another icecream this very minute

 

I love watching Kipper the dog

 

i know who kipper the dog is and why they called him after a fish ha! ha!

 

My little brother is not whinning today!

 

:smilielol5:

Me neither.

 

I hate pink panthers legs.

 

I don't want to bonk Toes at all. As in sex.

 

I love high heels

 

I hate random sex with numerous casual people.

 

Oh - and Toes is my 7 year old girlfriend.

 

with a 7 inch cock!

 

And 8 inch balls!

 

and double D boobs!

 

Boobs are gross!