my dick is so long...

Mine is so long I pass out during an erection from lack of blood to the brain....;-D

 

My Dick Is So Long That Every Where I Go, The Law Reqires Me

To Have Escort Vehicles Front And Rear Displaying Flashing Signs Saying

"Caution", The Following Load Is, "Over Length, And Over Width"....



Cheers Glen.

 

Mine is so long that there's no room on my lap to set a laptop on.

 

My dick is so long that I can fuck someone ELSE in the ass.

When they are in the next room.

 

Mine is so long it docked with the International Space Station just the other day.

Imagine their surprise when they opened the hatch, lol.

 

my dick is so long if i decided to feed it to people i can feed all of america and canada...

in large portions

 

my dick shot jfk

 

My dick is so long I have to phone Beijing everytime I pee to get them to shake it

 

my dick is so long i have to go up a ladder to see the end of it...

 

Mine is so long that I can strangle you with it before tearing you a new one . . . er, I mean tearing your old one.

And while your old one is tearing, your eyes will be tearing, I promise!!

 

Mine so long that I turned around and slapped myself in face yesterday - just got back from ER, after being seen - home is where they want me - in two days I am back for major maxillofacial surgery.

Ho hum

 

Mine is so long that I'm a resident in 3 different US states...at the same time.

 

Mine is so long that I work seasonal at the grand canyon and my Dick gets paid commission as a bridge.

 

Mine is so long that I use it as a lasso to catch women!

 

Hell, it's so long that I can use it as a whip to fend off and punish would-be attackers!

 

I use mine to fly a kite with rather than use a string....;-D

 

And I'm guessing that when you're excited, there doesn't even need to be a wind for your kite to be flying high.

 

I use mine to jump rope with....;-D

 

Mine is so long that, like you, I use it to fly my kite instead of using string, but my kite flies twice as high as yours!!!

 

I use mine as a flag pole on 4th of July....;-D

 

Oh yeah, well, when I've had enough beer, they call me the one-man-fire department! That's right, I've saved a few lives while at the same time offending the sensibilities of many.