This isn't another lies thread

I had a WONDERFUL day in Belgium.

 

I agree with American values.

 

^^ LOLZ

I knoow that panther wishes she was an american.

 

^lol - Yes I do - I wish this more than life itself.

 

One day panther will be a proud american working on a shrimp boat!

 

i dont believe the world is round

 

I went all weekend without showering, and I don't smell to good...

 

i never shower

 

I am not upset at having to wait until Saturday to get new strings for my 12-string acoustic guitar-EVEN THOUGH I ORDERED THE BLOODY THINGS TWO WEEKS AGO!!

 

i did'nt cut my foot on broken glass today

 

I'm not a genius who is gonna try to save the World but ends up slitting his wrists in a posh hotel in paris after a year of debauchery and absolute complete indulgence in every sin known to mankind...

 

i dont believe the word sin was just made up to try an control peoples freedom with

 

I love being controlled on a psychological level by stalker women - honest I do!

 

I am a duck.

 

I am a woman

 

i am a man

 

I have a man's body and female genitalia.

 

i hava a hairy chest

 

I want to see this.

 

I shaved my head...