Announcing: Official Zengizmo Rep Whore Day

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Official Zengizmo Rep Whore Day​

I need 14 more rep points to get another green lantern.​

***** TODAY ONLY!!! *****​

Zengizmo performs blow jobs, cunnilingus, and unnatural acts for rep!
No act too base or too degenerate!​

A C T * N O W , * B E F O R E * I T ' S * T O O * L A T E !​

 

The filthy content of this post alone was satisfying to my depraved needs. Dont let the power go to your head.

 

Shucks Delta, you're a cheap date!

 

whore..

 

Patience is cheaper, slut.

 

This is pretty exciting - being called a slut and whore in consecutive posts...

Patience may be cheaper, dope, but not necessarily as much fun.

 

rape a whore day?...hmmmmm

 

A N N O U N C E M E N T _ O F _ N O T I C E

T O _ C E A S E _ A N D _ D E S I S T _ A N Y _ A N D _ A L L

I L L I C I T _ R E P _ S O L I C I T A T I O N _ A C T I V I T I E S

Ummm...sorry folks. If you were looking for someone to commit unnatural acts, I'm afraid my booth is closed...

 

whats this hole in the wall for?


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

That is exactly what I meant. I'll just take that emoticon to my room and be back in a jiffy...

 

One freebie for the constable. 'Ave a bloomin good day, yer worship sir.

 

Giving Negative rep to counter the post whoring.

 

Yessuh massah, I DESERVES a whippin. Harder! Faster! Harder! Faster!

 

Steps up to the glory hole.......

 

Just need to gargle with a little Pinesol, and then I'll be right with you!

 

so...to all the guys who had him before i logged on...

did i miss anything?

 

if you eat the hair off the bathtub drain i won't neg you.

 

See how much I ate? I sucked it all out of the drain and licked it clean. The hair had to be surgically removed.

 

alright, no neg for you.

 

And the abased and woefully insignificant zengizmo thanks you excrutiatingly for the privilege of groveling before you, most mightiest of neggers. I am unworthy to suck the contents of your rectum.