I figured I might as well do as instructed and introduce myself since I am a new member. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure how much effort I should put in this post. After all, how many people are going to read it, one, two, zero? I'll tell you that if I were a member here I wouldn't bother reading new member introductions. I don't think I'd even bother with this area of the website. I mean, can there be anything more boring than a website introduction? What's kind of weird is that this is like deja vu. I was once a member of another website, Tilted something-or-other, and I wrote a message of introduction there too. And yes, the same sort of dilemma took hold of me, and that is; what do I say? See, the thing is, I'm not very talkative. I really don't have much to say. So when I am forced to say something, I'm stumped. The same crazy thing happens to me with telephone answering machines. I'll call one of my pals (I have two), and I'm calling him just to see what is up. Well, it turns out I get his answering machine and I don't know what to say. I have no specific information to give him. It isn't like there's a solid message to leave. So what do I do? Well, I do what I'm doing right here; I stammer and blabber and really say nothing. Is it frustrating for me? Sure it is! I feel like such a dolt, such an imbecile. One time I left a message on a telephone answering machine for one of my friends and the guy's wife happened to listen to it. I was banned from his premises for quite a while. Of course I think that message had a particular subject, and that was a new free porn site I happened to find. Anyhow, I'm going to get going. I just heard my microwave alarm go off, so apparently my Jeno's pizza is done. I'll eat the pizza along with a glass of red wine. A burgundy maybe. I'm not that fussy. Yeah, I'll eat the pizza while I watch the U.S. Open that I recorded on my DVR. See, I don't like commercials so I record almost all my TV programs and then watch them later. I fast-forward through the commercials. I haven't watched a commercial at normal speed in years. Well, anyhow, I'm going to get going. Maybe I'll talk to you guys later, after I see how well Tiger Woods did today. Personally, I'd rather see someone else win, but that's out of my control. Well, bye bye for now.
I hate answering machines also. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aix03KSesoE"]elo-telephone line - YouTube Welcome to Hip Forums!
Hi, Galileo, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you're not a dolt and an imbecile--probably just a dolt. Just kidding. Have a good time if you can. ___________________________________________ thedope, I KNEW it! Busteeeedddd
