Fart types

Unknown to anyone, I have put names on different types of farts. Some are named for their sound, some are named for their odor. A fart that makes no sound is a "mute fart". One that sort of hisses and feels hot upon release is a "steam fart". I sometimes blow a fart that has this particular odor. I call it a "papermill fart". When the fart has an odor that can almost make a person retch, I call it a "gag fart". Unless I have eaten at Taco Bell, most of my farts are rather odorless "kazoo farts".

I somewhat enjoy farting and sneezing. However I do not like hiccups.

 

I like the fart where shit actually comes out into my trousers, also known as the shart

 

this is pretty disgusting LOL

 

Silent but deadly!!!

 

Kazoo farts lol

 

I think you've done quite well with these names; having of course never been around your farts.

 

http://www.fartnames.com/

 

Those are hysterical!!!:rofl:

 

fart time job

 

I just got my first dog on Friday.

I must say, dog farts probably top the list of awful

 

Wait until it burps in your face.

 

women experience frontal-wedgie farts

 

ass symphony

 

that one always comes early in the moring at work, so it ruins your whole day.lol

 

Why not have some fun

www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

Ah man!!

 

Sometimes I swear my dogs farts smell just like The inside of a Taco Bell.