Old lady poked me.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jmt, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    On the shoulders and tolled me that since I didnt allow her to use my phone she was goin to send demons at me!


    Rofl.
     
  2. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Should file assault with a devlish weapon charges.
     
  3. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Demons you can handle so long as she didn't threaten Zombies...
     
  4. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    you're lucky she didn't eat your face
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    wrong thread.....
     
  6. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    Visualize the demons being filled with white light . I would asked the lady why she needed the phone , an emergency or just something silly . desert rat
     
  7. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    It's going to be funny when they come for you
     
  8. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    An old woman shoved my forehead back once, when I was working in a grocery store because she didn't like the price of something. I chipped a molar grinding my teeth as I was fighting the urge to knock her old ass out. I still feel ashamed for feeling that way - I VERY nearly lost control of myself.
     
  9. Octopus.Tenticals

    Octopus.Tenticals Member

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    An aquaintance of mine punched an old lady an got 86d from a festival last weekend, idk the details yet..
     
  10. deleted

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    get some details. thats a good story..
     
  11. papa wolf

    papa wolf Member

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    I'd file a restraining order against those demons J . And for God's sake stay away from voodoo queens . And it all could have been avoided had you let her use your phone . I wonder who she wanted to call ? 1-800- hexemall .
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    did you let her use it?
     
  13. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    The story is way to short for me to believe
     
  14. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Om mani padme hung

    Om mani padme hung
     
  15. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    No
     
  16. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I was waiting for the bus while using my phone and primarly listening to my ipod. When I feel this heavy slow poke on my left shoulder. I take off my headphones to hear this old four foot tall spanish lady telling me that since I didnt allow her to use my phone she was goin to send demons at me. This lady had a crazy look as if she was lazer cutting me with her glazing eyes. Then she walked away angry.
     
  17. Korey

    Korey Member

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    Hahaha
     
  18. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    wait, so she was asking you to use your phone while you had headphones on and couldn't hear her?
     
  19. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Yes but since am in miami she was probably comin off bath salt high...
     
  20. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    she probably thought the same about you.
     

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