I dont jack off like the rest of you

Its true..i didnt know i was different for a few years after i learned how to do it. Yall know how the story goes..u randomly play with ur shit as a child and boom u masterbate. I dont stroke up n down but in a circle motion and move it side to side fast with my other hand flat barely touching the head of my dick..its much more effective and is so much better(imo) and i was shocked at how other kids did it and then i learned i was a freak!

 

and what did the hyperspace elves say when you told them this?...

 

lmao...sorry guys i never told anyone that one and it always puzzled the shit out of me...and it wasnt dmt elves it was a holographic UFO!!!!

 

I was just stimulating the top of it with my fingers, but then I saw porn for first time and I was like:
Oh, wow, you can do this with whole hand! Thats frikkin genious

 

Whatever floats your boat

 

Or, Whatever fucks your belt..

 

Don't limit yourself, expand your whacking horizons.








With stolen cheese

 

I think we are the same :O
I don't stroke up and down. I tried stroking up and down like almost all people do but it doesn't work for me -__-

 

Just fuck a pie already

 

I am 45 and have been doing it for some 35 years and I still am discovering different ways

May the 'Force' be with you, but more with me:sunny:

 

Just out of curiosity, I suppose ... btu how do you KNOW what "almost all people" do???? :devil:

 

when almost all people touch themselves, they try to mimic actual penetration, so yeah, i dunno how a guy can penetrate a vagina with circular motions. maybe if they try to screw themselves in like they would a lightbulb? lol

 

Hilarious. You would know if you had penis...

 

What about a pocket pussy ?

 

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I thought this thread was about infrequency of masturbation.

I masturbate probably once a week on average...

 

That's true, but the most sensitive part of the penis as this little gland that is located on the underside of the head. It's the equivalent to the female clitoris. It's not entirely necessary to perform an "imitation vagina" posture with the hand. All that's necessary is to stimulate that little gland, on the underside of the head. You can do it with just one, busy fingertip, circling around the immediate area. If you want to do more research, just try licking that area with the tip of your tongue, next time you get a chance.

C'est si bon!

But just like a female vagina, it's best to mix it up a bit during the "procedure", between the glans, and the shaft. It's like stimulating the clitoris, but not remaining there exclusively.

Comprenez-vous? Sure you do.

 

We've all been there... right guys?

 

Whateva makes you blow your load