Worst/most annoying sexual experience youve ever had

I was seeing this girl who was a virgin and she loved me going down on her but would never return the favor, not even a hand job. One day i got her all worked up almost to the point of orgasm and i stopped and left. The next day she called me back and gave me a bj. Couple days after that she let me in.

 

I was once at a camp with 'bohemian' types, so inevitably there was a lot of casual sex going on, but no one seemed interested in me, and I was feeling left out. So I got talking with this guy and invited him to my tent.

We talked for a while at first, but he kept talking about the internet, which was new then, and I had yet to use it. I found this rather a turn off - I wanted to talk about something a bit sexier to get me in the mood, but he wouldn't shut up. After a while, getting bored, I said, "Never mind the internet - let's make love!" He finally got the message and started on the foreplay. That, and the actual sex, lasted about five minutes - he seemed in a great hurry to get it finished, and I didn't enjoy it at all.

Then he said, "Right - now I'm going to sleep with someone else!" I presumed he was joking and just laughed, but then he said he had to get back to his girlfriend! He named her, and I knew her vaguely, but had no idea he was her boyfriend, or that she even had one. He told him, unwisely I suppose, to stay with me for a bit longer, so he did, but after a few more minutes I came to my senses and shot him out of my tent. Typically, I blamed it all on myself - shouldn't have been such a slut. Anyway, that, to date, was my last casual sex!

 

my X wife !

 

nothing overtly horrible.. just a couple of women who just laid there and didn't even move to scratch their own arses.. dead fish are the worst.. but that is all

 

My worst time would have to be with a chick I met at a nightclub. She was all over me and I was a bit drunk...well don't need to say anymore. Anyway, she just laid there and I wasn't even really into this chick. I remember thinking at the time what the hell am I doing with this girl. To be honest, I'd rather have had it in my hand.

 

that reminded me of one that just laid there.. I stopped right in the middle and jerked myself off.. she got all upset with me... I said to her well if you would move a little, I may have more fun than I am having with my hand right now.... I came then left... left her with the mess

 

First boyfriend had no clue wtf he was doing. Bad sex for a year, squeezed him everytime to get him to cum before I went dry.

Live and learn.

 

Nothing worse than getting into bed with a partner & your feeling really horny & then just as you get to initiate sex, they say not tonight. Annoying sometimes when you are all set to have some foreplay & then you get told otherwise.

 

being fucked up the ass by a guy with a big dick....derrr

 

i had just started dating this girl that i was crazy about and our first time i was nervous cause i was like 17 and i didnt know how to ask her if she was on the pill, she didnt want me to put on a rubber but i was scared to ask her what she wanted me to do when i came and pulled out, lol so i got a rubber that i had for ever (old) and we had two pump chump sex lol, so i blew my load and pulled out and we where lieing there and i reached down and there was no rubber, ahhh sweetie i cant find the rubber, she jumped up went to the bathroom and got it out lol so then im 17 shitting my pants hoping shes not pregnent, and thank god she wasnt

 

When I was at uni there was a barman in our local who was seriously hot, he was about 6'2", dark hair and totally built. There was intense chemistry between us and we both used to enjoy flirting over the bar.
Anyway one night my friends and I walked in and he was sitting at the bar drinking with his friends. We joined them and spent the night talking and laughing with him having the odd feel under the table. I was tingling all over and totally wet so when the others decided to head on to a nightclub we politely declined and he offered to walk me home.
As soon as we got outside we were all over each other kissing, touching. It felt like the longest walk home ever, the anticipation was killing me. When we got to my place it was straight up to the bedroom. We tore each others clothes off and there it was, all two inches of it. He must have seen something in the look on my face because he ensured me that what he lacked in length he made up for in skill. The chemistry was awesome so I took his word for it. He was lying.
He went at it like a dog in heat, just bang, bang, bang, then he came. I rolled over and went to sleep. Kissed him good bye in the morning, promised to call him and never went back to that bar again.