Random Facts, The "G" Rated Edition.

You go gurl!!!

 

im tearing up some salmon, girl

 

Gee.... another way to re-brand alcohol... What will they think of next.


Best way to stretch shoes... Fill them with very hot water and let them sit for 10 minutes. Pore out the water and as soon as they are cool enough to wear but before they get cold, put them on and wear until they are dry. They will fit perfectly... (Just as long as they were close to begin with, not going to work if they are 3 sizes too small) This works best for leather shoes.

 

hehe that's a gloriously naff video

can't beat the 80's for big hair ballads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZtCpd6QBAI"]Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

rf: I'm sitting in bed playing with my new netbook, it's cute :love:

 

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.


[makes you wonder who bothered recording it,eh?]

 

i have a bantam that can fly 15 feet up into a tree...his flight is about 4 seconds though...


happy canada day my friends and lovers

 

sometimes life is hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8oYH_bhnA"]Starfucker /// Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second - YouTube

 

Going to the movies with my cousin in an hour and half, going to see that’s my boy with Adam Sandler

 

one of my friends has turkeys ...and you can easily spot the top tom in the bunch

he tries to show my 3/4 ton 4x4 who's boss by blocking me in and nipping at the tires ...while im driving on the farm property

 

I laughed. and immediately after i felt bad for poor chickens . I mean it must suck to have short weak (and pointless) wings + a fat ass that won't lift when u flap those wings. man i can't decide if that's funny or sad

 

Clothes? These aren't clothes. They are custom-fit sweat rags.

2:00 p.m. - 107 degrees fuckingfahrenheit.

 

At least its windy today cutting some of the heat

 

mom might be coming home tonight. she said she would call me and let me know. that blows, well I'm going to smoke a bowl now and then put everything away incase she does come home

 

Today's high temperatures at my house - 103 outside - 91 inside. That's on a thermometer the Hubs has. His thermometer is shaded for part of the day.

The local weather station that I've been posting temperatures from said today's high was 111 degrees.

 

i dont see why so many ppl call me sir,, or does it happen to everyone else too? its weird.. sometimes it feels like i command respect because im distant or cold or something.

 

I finally installed my mouse software. It has little "back" and "forward" buttons on the mouse itself. Needless to say, I've been playing leapfrog for the last hour with my webpages

 

sounds a little squirrly to me..

 

Cleaning out the closet in the spare room...Finding all the stuff from when my grandkids were newborns...Ack! This is so difficult...Now I kind of understand why my mom never liked looking at photos of when my brothers and I were little.

 

Bloody hay fever. I feel like crap.

 

Small Things Amuse Small Minds....



Cheers Glen.