The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Once held her best friends Barbie Dolls hostage.

 

Makes porno movies with Ken and Barbie as stars

 

Makes dolls with porno stars as models

 

Had a failed Porn career because of his name: Balls McSaggy

 

is a porn star

 

is a porn starlet.

 

is a porn producer

 

Has her own personal Porn production company.

 

now dose'nt really want me to admit to that.:rofl:

 

will perjure herself if she denies it

 

is jealous and wishes he had his own porn company

 

Is only in the porn industry because she screwed the producer...

 

Will only watch Amish porn.

 

won porn star of the year award

 

Declined the lead in Porn Star Fantasy's because she thought it said Corn.

 

is making the next movie in a cornfield.

 

Trying to write a poem while rhyming corn and porn.

 

cut my wages for writing at work ha! ha!

 

Fired for making corn flicks

 

Banned for using his guitar as a landing net.