Random Facts, The "G" Rated Edition.

i broke my disco stick.. now your face is a disco ball, bitch.

 

Bears don't raid hives for honey, they raid them for larvae, pupae and eggs.

 

Caught 6 fish today

 

You know you're drunk/need glasses when you call the front desk of your hotel to report a glowing yellow UFO hovering over the mountain to the north.

Then you realize it's just a streetlight and have to call him back to apologize for making him go outside and look.

I blame Canadian whiskey, and whoever makes Budweiser these days.

 

The cats back from wherever she's been...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM"]THE CAT CAME BACK - YouTube

 

^^

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaSOTSNlrFU"]Van Morrison - Ain't Nothing You Can Do

yeah man, Van's right

 

I put things on my "to do" list that I have already done, just so I can cross them off.

 

haha that's a relief, i'm not the only one... And i love making to-do lists

 

My fat ass was wallowing in the baby pool got tired of it so i came inside

 

That's planning ahead.... :2thumbsup:

 

i talked to my dad today he went off on a political tangent i just told him he gets indoctrinated by the radio for 8 hours a day and he sounds crazy. it don't bother me. we're good.

i went by this new small local kayak shop looking for a pair of sunglasses. guy was cool as shit. offered me a shot of patron and some beer stored in a kayak used as an ice chest. told me to hang out for pizza and music lol. definitely going back later and maybe buying a kayak... would be fun.

right now im smokin on a spliff. uhhh what else am i doing? oh yeah pretty much sitting here being bored now. whut whut

 

I stepped on a honey bee today...It stung me...

 

Ouch!

 

i wouldnt mind getting stung by honeybee..

 

its good for ya.. great when i get stung on the trail.. peps me up.

 

i got my mom a can of malt liquor for her bday. shes the coolest.

 

lol.. )

 

im eatin taco bell, bitch