Do not read this.

I will say it once more. Do NOT read!










Allow me to analyze you in a single word: Disobedient.

All of this could have been avoided if you had just heeded my instructions, to not read this. You have disobeyed, and bad, bad things happen to those who disobey.

I will give you one last chance to redeem yourself. If you fail to do this, things will happen to you. I'm not going to tell you what, I'd rather it was a surprise.

So here is my request: Forget that you read this. Completely erase it from your mind. You will have 24 hours to forget this entire text. If you think about this moment at all after that time period, certain things will happen.

 

LOL... Whut?

 

cool

 

I believe in total anarchy. Don't tell me what da fuck to do.

 

Isn't it obvious that everyone will read it?
Theres difference between being disobedient and a total idiot.

 

I didnt read it all out of laziness and disinterest, not disobedience

 

i already forgot most of it.

 

Where am i

 

OP spun

 

dude fuck you, you're so vague, things happen all the time. Things will happen to YOU if you don't blow me.

DUN DUN DUNNNN

 

well in fairness, you would'nt exactly call it memorable anyway.:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

Thank God for my short term memory loss

 

I just had to!

 

Oh yeah, the Garden of Eden, the snake and the Tree of Knowledge... I always thought it was BS that they weren't allowed to have knowledge; if that's not a scam, I don't know what is.