I'm trying to get pregnant again. :baby: My husband wants to wait to have another baby, but I'm too impatient and want to pop 'em all out while I'm young and strong. I'm not on birth control (he knows this), and he despises condoms, so he usually just pulls out. This makes it harder to get pregnant, but with our first child we found out that I'm a fertile myrtle, and he sometimes doesn't pull out *just* in time and I get a squirt or two. I'm using the rhythm method to judge which days I'm most likely to get pregnant and just do it with him as many times as I can when they come around. This is my 2nd month of trying. If my husband found out, he'd never have sex with me again.
You are a despicable person, and he's both unfortunate and maybe not so bright. I hope you die of a tubal pregnancy.
