I was self conscious about packing my cigarettes tonight

So I was out getting cigs and gas at 230am, which happens to be when the bars close in ohio and I was at a gas station that was completely empty. I go in and pay for gas and cigarettes, and I come out to pump. I immediately started packing my cigs when I grabbed them off the counter.

I am very anal about the packing of my cigarettes. just ask any of my friends. They give me shit about it all the time, and also know better than to open a pack of cigarettes of mine without me doing it. It's never bothered me before.

anyway im tangenting.

so the bigass automatic doors come open and then i walk through them and there's a bigass black truck that looks plastic you know like an avalanche or something. there's a bunch of dudes that are all drunk and its a bunch of homey g lookin mahfakkas. after a little bit of eye contact, I decided It was time to stop packing my cigarettes walkin like a stoned unaware douchebag. This one dude looked like he was gonna come ask me for a cigarette. fuck that I didnt want no trouble. But I felt a rush come over me that was almost like a voice in my head that said "dude, your cigarettes arent' packed yet" I kept thinking about it so much the whole time I was pumping gas, and then the pump stopped! My tank was full and I still had five dollars left. So I had to go all the way back in the store right past the hoodrat mafia to get my five dollars.

They didn't say nothin to me, they were all gigglin and enjoying themselves and appeared harmless and not the criminal type. I was just being high and paranoid. I understand this.

Also, they were being all "YEA BOYYYEEE" AND "YANAWAMSAYIN" and smokin black n milds and I didn't want to get sucked into a conversation with these homey G funk clubbin ass fools with no chicks at closing time.. I was high, and was on my way to sample my new purchase, as can be seen in the stoners lounge.

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OH I must mention I was NOT at any bars or drinking at all for that matter.

I also feel that I must mention that it was like one very black dude and four other dudes, most of whom were white, I think one may have been another race, I wsnt payint that much attention

 

That was a very lulzy read.

 

Everyones got a little OCD in them..

 

Cool story Bro....

 

Sounds like potential for a shady situation, I think your fight or flight response was starting to bubble a bit in the back of your mind probably what made the experience seem odd.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

yeah.. I think it's enabled me to avoid at least one or two real robberies while delivering pizza. now I deliver in the not-so-robbery-prone area.

these people that deliver in the really bad stores all think they're badasses and are all like "let a motherfucker fuck with me, Ima do this or that"


This response doesn't happen outside of work too much, cuz I try to not put myself in compromizing situations if I don't have to.

 

This gave me a nice chuckle.

 

Death, you always sound like you are exactly the same in real life as you are online.

I like reading your posts.

 

The entire original post is the reason that I don't travel to Ohio, you'd think the white people there like the OP would be better off with racists in the deep south. Oh wait, I live in the deep south and they may not be able to keep up with the level of racism that the OP has accomplished.

 

I love living in a place where we dont have to pay for our gas before pumping it

that was the freakiest thing i noticed about travelling in the states

 

what the fuck are you talking about? the OP barely mentioned race, only mentioning at the very end that he didn't notice their races.

race had nothing to do with anything until you decided to make it an issue for no reason whatsoever. makes you look a lot more racist than anyone else here.

 

yeah...he didnt even mention malt liquor or velvet track suits

 

lol I kind of agree. Sounded a little racist towards the innocent folks in the car. In fact, you were the one that had drugs in the first place. :biggrinjester:

 

LOL I got called a racist.

thanks undies for stickin up for me

 

Why does OP hate Armenians?

 

Yeah, I thought the same....took me awhile to work it out when I was first filling up in the US.

 

BBAD why miss out on all the guys that will hit on you when you go in to pay for the gas? That's my favorite part.

 

If I found myself in a similar situation I’d walk right past those lame fucks without a care :2thumbsup:

Hotwater

 

wait, can we step back and determine what was racist about this post?

 

Nothing but the OP did mention that one guy was black which drew criticism since we live in a colorblind society

Hotwater