So recently I have become extremely good at doctor shopping and used my highly skilled manipulation techniques to evil and can basically get the doctor to give me whatever I set my mind to. Post a drug that you would want to get from your doctor, or better yet if you do not have a family doctor (works way better this way). I will tell you exactly what to say, how to say it and how to act. Trust me I never fail. Best if you live in canada so i can see where you live and what your provinces triplicate prescription forms are. Still though USA try me. I know i'm a junky whatever but still people often want stuff and just can't do it properly. Just ask
well in the past 2 weeks i have been able to aquire 5 prescriptions for ritalin (prescriptions which are triplicate which means a serious prescription like oxy or such. they are in canada). Been able to obtain alprazolam, clonazepam and just yesterday got dexedrine and seroquel. Oh yea and while i was getting the ritalin the last time i got the doctor to give me 120 10mg pills, no idea how he gave 2 months supply. Now this is all on first visit. I just know how to talk to them i guess,its fukin wierd
Doctor walks in:Hello Me: Hey it's really nice to meet you ive been looking for a family doctor now for the longest time but cant find one ever since i moved. He writes stuff down Me: I'm in school right now and really need to get back on my medication because its been a week and i cant concentrate at all. Doctor: He asks what are you on Me: I'll say well i usually am on ritalin but i went off them for a couple of months because i had no health care but now that im back in school i just find myself suffering and i could barely take the time off to come here today. Doctor:hmm okay how long have you been taking this Megasp laugh thing) well i was diagnosed when i was 15 so i have been on and off it since then, and i was also on this ummm dexedrine i believe its called a year ago but went off of it because it was interuppting my sleep. (See i say dexedrine aswell because its not a triplicate so its a backfall incase he wont prescribe ritalin) Anyways i could go on but it only works if you look clean cut, non drug user well groomed person. Or its even good to go in with work clothes if your saying i took half the day off to come in. All in the words brew all in the words
yea major douches. well espeically here in canada max they will give you is fucking tyonel 3s even for wisdom teeth atleast in USA they give you vicodin
I always try to cop dexedrine around exam time to get through all night study sessions. Would love to get a prescription, did you just lie to your doctor about taking ritilian when you were younger? Don't they have access to your records and previous prescriptions? I've never been diagnosed with ADD or anything so I think I might have some trouble getting a script. I'm in canada too btw.
doctors are catching on to schemes like this, usually trying to manipulate them dosent work, honesty is the best policy, especially if you do have valid scripts of shit you were on before, but faking a panic attack for some xanax isnt out of the question
they can check your previous records sure if you get them transferred from your old doctor but the key is calling all the clinics around your area and finding a doctor whos taking new FAMILY patients. On the first visit he just types the medications you say your on in the computer, make up some bullshit about how long youve been on them. I say this after he says when were you diagnosed: I kind of laugh and go well i was diagnosed when i was 15 but have been on and off since then, but about a year ago i was put on this dexedrine stuff and I likie it but it kept me up really late so i switched back to ritalin. Then he writes that down and while hes writing say something like and now that im back in school for my trade program I'm really having a hard time. Then act kind of stupid and be like so they said you can be my family doctor? he'll mumble yes I'm telling you i have never failed, i did atleast 6 clinics in a week but afterwards i just kept one as an actual doctor and went to a free psychiatrist and manipulated the psychiatrist to switch me from ritalin to dexedrine. I dunno its pretty easy, you need to remember these 3 key things. 1. New clinics or doctors accepting new family patients get more money for each patient they see and especially if they will be coming back frequently therefore on your first visit you act confident in what your on you'll get it. 2. Your first visit is just a meet and greet but you will always get the medications you list off if you act confident and when telling them your medication list say you say your on:ritalin, celexa(depression, (clonazepam) make suure that you say I still have enough left of the celexa or clonazepam until i see you next time i just really need to focus in my class. Thats if youy want ritalin. If you want clonazepam make sure you say you were diagnosed with G.A.D Generalized anxiety disorder. 3. This is alberta's triplicate list. Basically the prescriptions that are fucking hard as hell to get http://www.cpsa.ab.ca/Services/Triplicate_Prescription_Program/Generic_Medication_List.aspx Now i'm so surprised Adderal or Dexedrine isn't on there. I guess its becasuse all the natives in Alberta inject ritalin and shit. So dexedrine is actuallly quite easy to get. Just do your research, be confident. Act desperate and like hes your last chance.
Hmm, interesting. I'm pretty bored these days so I might give this a try. Will report back on how it went.
I got prescribed adderal by simply going to a new doctor and telling him that I was on a small dose 10 mgs and it worked but not that much and he said ok ill give you 20 mgs 4 or 5 months later I got that doubled to 40 mgs a day and since I have not looked back I get my script once a month. Its funny though I told a friend of mine to go and they wanted to run a multitude of tests to determine if she truly had ADD. I guess its a comfort level when your talking to your doctor. Same thing works with Xanax
I've been trying to get dexedrine for awhile, but my doc won't go for it. It was easy enough to get prescribed adderall ir, vyvanse, and ritalin, but for some reason the dexedrine isn't happening.
Oh yay!! Teach me how to doctor shop!!! Yeah, it all depends on the doctor, many medication you will not get unless it is a crooked doctor. Unless you are a snake with your tongue and body language, then it will be very unlikely with randomly starting to see a new doctor. It all depends in your locations, I know in florida it wouldn't be hard... But in my area it is much tougher, though I do have a prescription to xanax and temezepam. It all depends.
the only thing is that it costs money for a doctor visit and I'd be pissed to have to spend the money on the visit and not get the pills i want
not in canada mate! haha. no costs and i've hit 6 doctors in a 10 km radius around my place. I have not yet to be denied, i have no idea how i have just gotten so good at the talking. God if my healthcare every brings up my record and sees that I've gotten like 600 ritalin and 300 dexedrines in a month ill be fuked. probably will happen, just waiting,