The Upcoming Erections

Discussion in 'People' started by kelleyandsusan, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. kelleyandsusan

    kelleyandsusan Member

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    Let's make it happen. The election process isn't going well, money and nasty campaign ads are all consumming these days. Obama care, Mitt The Hero, but we have an idea.

    Let's set the stage The olympics would be perfect

    Mitt vs Obama in a one out of three falls match, winner takes all, similar to the WWE

    Come on everybody let's have some fun. They have cost us billions in falsified campaign funds, they have lied to us about who they really are. Come on, no entertainment value here, to see the first election decided by a physical contest. The Roman's did it, and we followed that path.

    In all actuality, we need a real leader.

    Sadly America will not get one again
    Sigh
    Sorry we just had to say all that

    Now for something a bit lighter
    Film at ten
     
  2. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    I have first read 'erections' and I was like: 'damn, I've misread the title' but then I looked again... and it actually said erections....

    I will give myself best story award.
    [​IMG]
     
  3. broony

    broony Banned

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    I don't think it matters who is selected because we don't elect them.
     
  4. PipSqeak

    PipSqeak Banned

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    I would erect Obama, just saying.
     
  5. kelleyandsusan

    kelleyandsusan Member

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    In November, two pricks will have bought there way into a job, only one can have, and the system will have given us no choice. The money they will have spent on their egos would have fed 1000's. As they stand in front of us on that day they will stand tall and beg for our votes. Two pricks will stand tall before us, that's why we call it an Erection.

    Follow One of them, they'll both take you to the same place
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  6. Rocky and Trish

    Rocky and Trish Member

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    May the biggest dickhead win!
     
  7. kelleyandsusan

    kelleyandsusan Member

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    :gossip: Then consider this, and is it anatomically correct? You have the big prick in the center. Hanging out below, you have the House of Representatives to the left, hanging a little lower to the right you have the Senate. Then in between, and back a bit you will find The Congress

    And, as, always, the four of them will have there way with that spot between our butt cheeks.

    God Bless America:beatdeadhorse5:
     
  8. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    Still believing in the two party system? Dear god, we really are progressing!
     
  9. kelleyandsusan

    kelleyandsusan Member

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    Please Explain, you have a better idea?

     
  10. Rocky and Trish

    Rocky and Trish Member

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    K&S here you go:[​IMG]


    Glad that never happened!!!
     
  11. kelleyandsusan

    kelleyandsusan Member

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    Well there are a few things that come to mind
    A. Why don't the dems run an alternative?

    B. The primary process eliminates like the Superbowl, and money makes the weaker drop out. Why not set a monetary limit to spending allowed. We, then as the people (Taxes) match funds, then let the candidates go to the convention and, in a poll by the American People, may the best and most popular win. The way it is now, the one with the most money wins.
    Money should be taken out of the system. These days the office is simply bought.

    There are many out there qualified to make this country great again, but who can afford it, why have your whole life dragged in front of the people, with possible lies and scams.

    Another question is: Why would you spend millions to get a job that pays $300,000/year.

    There is something wrong here.

    You tell me
    What's your idea?:confused:


     
  12. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    The nominees running don't pay a dime. They put on a charade that they are both running against each other and the American public buys into the game. It's no longer a two party system, whoever you vote for is part of the demo-republican party and is influenced heavily by it's corporate interests.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Rocky and Trish

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    I think we need another revolution and start from the beginning again. Things are just too divisive now to get anything done that means anything. Just a waste of time and OUR money.
     
  14. broony

    broony Banned

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    I don't think we need a new revolution more than going back and just upholding the constitution. If it was upheld on all levels we would see great change that would help the country in many many ways.

    Its not about starting new rules and ways. First i think we need to go back to our roots. We must remember what the original men wanted for this country. I mean the real men who wanted the best for us. Not the bankers who took over the same year in 1776.
     
  15. Rocky and Trish

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    broony; stick around a few years as I have and you will see that your idea, although a good one will never happen. The politicos are to entrenched into the way they are doing things now. That is why we need to start all over with a clean slate. The last president, little bush, said the Constitution is nothing but a piece of paper.
     
  16. broony

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    In these days with what is going on, upholding the constitution would be a revolution.
     
  17. kelleyandsusan

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    This thread was meant as a joke, LOL, I'm done with it. Argue till you lose your voices, but nothing will change, unless you do it, you make the change

    To our Government the constitution is a forgotten framework, that is no longer even considered.

    Just look at the tax code, where did that come from? Look at the Election process, yeah take your pick this year.

    Before you all get mad at me and piss and moan, I am a Veitnam Vet. Verified as a POW for a short, but nasty period. I have a few other things under my belt that qualify me.

    One thing I will not tolerate, is a President with no military experience. Read between the lines, and ban me if you wish, but the Commander in Chief needs to be a bit more than a scholar, and a good talker. We are failing, and you all better start thinking about it, or you will fail too
    as a country.
    Wait we already have


     
  18. kelleyandsusan

    kelleyandsusan Member

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    Sorry that was rude of me.
    I meant this thread to be a joke of sorts
    God, how I hate politics
     
  19. broony

    broony Banned

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    Politics IS a joke, you don't need to tell me you are joking, because i was already laughing. :)
     
  20. Rocky and Trish

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    Well I have one!
     

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