Telemarketer Fun

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  1. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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  2. storch

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    Wanna have some fun with telemarketers, eh? Here's what you do:

    When a telemarketer calls, agree to buy whatever they're selling. When they ask for the last four digits of your credit card number, give them the wrong ones. When they try to run it and discover that those are not the numbers and they tell you so, you say, "Oh, ok. Just a minute." Then put the phone down, walk about fifteen feet away from it, and say, "Bitch! You lied to me." Then clap your hands together in a way that will sound like you're slapping someone in the face, and make a sound like an old woman screaming out in pain, and then say, "Now tell me where that fuckin' card is or I'm gonna stop bein' nice." After about six or seven seconds, get back on the phone and, in a really pleasant tone, say, "I'm sorry about the wait, but the numbers are," then give the right numbers.
     
  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    why would you give the right numbers? They sell pointless shit.

    I usually just tell them to get fucked
     
  4. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    AT&T called me a few weeks ago asking me if I would be interested in a free month of service. I'm a Verizon user.

    So I answer the phone and let them blab that I can keep my number and shit and they ask me if I"m interested, so I say, "yeah, I'm super interested but I don't have a phone so I don't have an existing number."

    The woman apologized and told me to have a nice day...made me laugh
     
  5. ungovern

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dy9lUJJGqI"]Jim Florentine - Let Me Put My Brother On (Prank Call) - YouTube
     
  6. storch

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    rollin stund,

    To answer your question: Why in hell shouldn't I have given them the right numbers? They were selling shit I needed!!
     
  7. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Be nice to telemarketers. They work really shitty jobs. They probably hate their lives, at least while at work and on top of it they have to talk to assholes on the phone all day
     
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