Pepperoni into anus

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by bendover593, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. bendover593

    bendover593 Member

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    What do yall think about sucking and putting a 8 oz hormel footlong sized pepperoni into the ass?
     
  2. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    these threads gotta go
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    yep...gotta go to the anal section instead of the bisexual one

    moving it in a second...as soon as Im done eating this pepperoni :leaving:
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'd rather put it into my belly.
     
  5. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    You would be - just from the other direction.
     
  6. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    put it there, add some pepper, pour vodka, stick candle inside and light it

    I didn't tried it, but it must be unforgetable experience.

    And you will have cool story to tell your children.
     
  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    How would a guy stuff a pepperoni pizza up his ass followed by a nice chianti?
     
  8. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't eat pepperoni...

    But can't the casing of it break? That would make for a spicy dilemma!
     
  9. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    I'm not a fan of Hormel..... did u have another brand?
     
  10. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Go fig yourself.
    Seriously. Look up figging. Might be your kinda thing.
     
  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    if this is death's secret second user account, i am NOT buying pizza in east dayton
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    oh my

    you just ruined all my recipes that use ginger :biker:
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    just get it with jalapenos. i don't care how kinky death is, no way he would want that kind of ass burn.
     
  14. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Sure. And if you like that, try a whole roast beef or a leg of lamb next time.
     

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