This isn't another lies thread

THat's OK, 'cos I never read your posts anyway

 

I have no idea who that strange person who never reads my posts is-well I wouldn't have,coz I already said-I never post in this thread!

 

It's bright and sunny outside, and I think I may just go out in the garden for a spot of sunbathing

 

I hid in a tree and took pics of BB sunbathing topless.

Copies are available on www.BBboobs'n'bum.com.

First served,first cum.

 

my birthday sucked

 

the forecast for the rain we really need was right on the mark

(i swear we're the only part of the state that hasn't had rain in over a week - possibly 2!)

 

the rain missed Pennsylvania and hit Maryland all day non stop

 

I enjoyed looking at those pics no end, Puggy. You're a talented photographer. But don't you think you oughta tell everyone else that it's a paysite, with all proceeds going to my car repair fund? :mickey:

 

i like when people dont know the difference between racism and prejudiced

 

I used to own a small wicker hat manufacturing plant, but global warming caused people to wear less hats, and my business all dried up. Now I just hat for fun and not profit.

 

I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).
”

 

if you dont support the war then you dont support the troops.

 

I'd like to go pole dancing this evening

 

I don't want to see you do it!

 

The rain we got today just won't stop. I'm so happy that I'm going back out and dancing naked in it again.

 

I've never been caught speeding ... because I've never exceeded a single speed limit in my entire life.

 

Im you.

 

I'm not

(But while you're being me, could you get a leg wax please ... )

 

i'm confused

 

I am never confused