Things you've always wanted to say or do.

I've always wanted---

To go into an elevator full of people and say
" I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today"

Dress up like I'm from the 70's , Run into a random restaurant and Shout
"What year is it?!" and then say " Yes , the time machine worked "

What are some things you've always wanted to do.. ?

 

I think I saw that somewhere... 9gag?

 

"Hey, baby, nice tits"
Okay, I'll explain this one. I don't want to be a misogynist pig or anything; but I really wish I could be brash enough to say whatever I was thinking, whenever I felt like it.

"I think I'm bisexual?" Too much stigma, wouldn't do that publicly..

*while shaking hands* "Mr. Bush, it's nice to meet you, thanks for breaking the world."

 

win the lotto jackpot

 

What I like to do is if I'm in a group of people and another person walks up and says something--no matter what they say--is to look at one of the people in the group and say="see what I mean"? or just "see"? It really throws 'em off. Try it -it's entertaining.

What I've always wanted to do is walk in a room with a bunch of old ladies and say "hey--any 'a you old cracks wanna fuck"? I'm quite allergic to incarceration-so I haven't done it yet.

 

I've always wanted to go to a bar full of lesbians and party with them and see how my real world really looks and feels like.

 

Run into a crowded fire and yell "Theater!"

 

I've always wanted to have an open relationship with John Lennon and Kurt Cobain but I dont see that one happening...

I'm planning this one soon actually, going to go out and just hug people.

Ive always wanted to start a random conga line in the street and see how many people join.

 

I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.

 

Sit in my front yard with a hair dryer and point it at oncoming cars, letting them think I'm using radar.

I found that on a website years ago, so I can't take credit, but I've wanted to do it since.

 

chop the cock/clit off a circumcision doctor, fry in skillet and feed it to them..

 

I have always wanted to build a catapult.

 

lol

 

change everyones username into a number based on the order they registered

 

I've always wanted to be happy

 

Yeah... I second that.

 

Yep... that would be nice...