another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Invented the clockwork rocket!

[it wasn't a huge success.....]

 

such a bad chef ....he burned the water once

 

Thinks mayonnaise is better if it's split ... which is just as well, cos he can't make it any other way

 

Uses copious amounts of pesto when mixing up a dry martini.

 

Skateboards backwards, while knocking children over, laughing proudly.

 

oxyqueen refuses to post in this thread as she says it's beneath her dignity.

 

Holds creepy 1 on 1 sweat lodges behind their house.

 

Has a special magic wand that doesn't do magic-it's called 'A Stick'.

 

huggybears long lost partner that didnt go squealing to the cops about everything.

 

fantasizes about harry potter doing the imperius curse

 

is often confused for a variation of camel toes.

 

runs up to women and takes pictures of their camel toes and goes "AHA!"

 

paints graffiti on public steps then when nabbed claims it was free speech.

 

tries to eat graffiti off of walls and buildings thinking its cheese

 

Can't tell chalk from cheese

 

i am eating a pickle right now

 

Is lying on her back, waving her legs in the air, shouting "Quick, quick! Take me before the Martians come ... "

 

Secretly wants to make an erotic film of Weeatoes being made love to by Martians...

 

Hopes I will ... because he can't wait to watch it

 

will sale the erotic film to the black market