Hippie Jokes

How do you know a hippie has been to visit you?

...he's still there.

If you have a hippie coming to visit, where do you hide your valuables?

...under the soap.

 

How du U kno U R Fucked?
yu ar in duh Navy
all Uh need iz another scalp cut.
Allready got dat goood fuck job.

 

learn to type. no one is impressed by intentional misspelling.

 

Wat U goin to teach ME?

 

hahahahaa dont know but that made me laugh good 1 jailmate lol even tho i think its 1 thing 2 not care about how u write ....but then another 2 try 2 write all dumb on purpose LOL.

 

haha thats awesome

 

nope, I am going to mock you. that means make fun of and point and laugh at, incase your understanding is as bad as you spelling.

 

How do you know jailmate has been to visit you?

...he's standing outside the window looking for the phone handset.

 

awww bless you USNavyDeadHead, those were cute jokes!

I didn't know that there was such a thing as a USNavyDeadHead.

Nice to meet ya!

 

thanks vixen. there are 300 plus people on my ship and i am the only one. not everyone in the military are heartless warmongers. more jokes to come. LOL

 

Always good to be able to make fun of yourself, eh?

 

USNavyDeadHead, you on a base now?

 

I am assigned to a DDG(guided missle destroyer). We are in port at the moment. Based out of Norfolk, VA.

 

how many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


trick question. hippies dont screw in lightbulbs, they screw in VW buses

 

Haha I like that last one...

 

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?............Hippies dont screw in light bulbs. They screw in Volkswagen busses and tents!