Im looking more for inspirational or ones that make you think.. But if you've got a funny one, thats all good too! My favorite currently is : "Not all those who wander are lost."
"You can't hoard fun, it has no shelf life." HST "Whenever you find yourself in need of a helping hand, remember that you will always find one at the end of your arm." My Dad "When everything seems to be going against you, always remember that even the greatest airplane takes off against the wind and not with it." Henry Ford "Find your own truth, write your own definitions." Me And the one in my sig is Hunter S Thompson as well
"when two people argue about religion, they're both wrong" "curiosity did not kill this cat" i rather like that "not all who wander are lost" too. if i'm not mistaken tolken either said that or quoted it.
PRESS ON: Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. - Calvin Coolidge
"I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to something else." "No fear, no envy, no meanness." "There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part. You cant even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop, and you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that until you're free the machine will be prevented from working at all." I love quotes.
Beautiful that the hands of the sisters death and night Incessantly softly remold again and ever again The face of this soiled world Hotwater
"Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact" -WS Burroughs
"The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." - Bill Hicks
"To err is human, to forgive--divine." "What idiot said that?" "I believe that was god, the greatest mack of all."
"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm" -Dorothy Parker, http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fair-weather/
