What your parents don't know

Very good point...

 

Back on topic...

I wonder if Chuckles's parents know he wanks off in the kitchen?

 

He's a very good mess-cleaner-upper, I don't suspect that they know.

 

Hahaha

On the record, I have never masturbated in the kitchen... the only places that I do remember wanking off in are the shower and my room

Lets see, what else dont they know... they know that I'm not a virgin, but they dont know that Ive shagged on their bed, their couch, my room, and my brother's bed

They dont know that I used to skip school and smoke pot everyday last year, which is the real reason for me failing almost all my classes

Um... I dont know, I've told my mom a lot
My dad doesnt count, we never talk...

 

Hahaha!


That was brilliant.

 

My parents...don't know anything about me. I keep to myself mostly (around them at least).

And, I know. It was quite brilliant. I told you my genius is too much to handle.

 

You know what sucks? You're actually ENTITLED to that kind of ego.

Damnit. I'm going to sit in the corner now.

 

I'm only entitled to it because...I'm awesome.
You are awesome, so you have the privelage of bragging as well about your absolute beauty.

 

I'd rather sit in the corner.

 

They don't know what my friend and I are doing/going to do hopefully one day to one another , and they believe me when I say I'm not a hippie to be on good terms with them when in reality I look at myself as a hippie....

 

Me too. With pie.
I take back what I said about my intelligence. I'm stupid.
Hey, I'll do anything for pie.

 

Hey, you aren't stupid. Be proud of your intelligence, honey, it's an excellant thing.

And I don't even like pie!

 

What do my parents not know about me....

Oh dear, that could take days to type.

 

You spelled "excellent" wrong. How ironic.

 

Oh shit.


Ahaha... I told you I was dumb.

 

You're turning into Krystin.

 

Ahaha... damnit.

 

my parents dont know that i make out with girls when i am slightly intoxicated, and they dont know that im not a virgin anymore

 

hmmm well my parents buy my alcohol so im sure they know i drink
they drive me and i cant even count the number of times ive just gotten high and then get into the car reaking they dont know i do drugs but im sure they can guess besides the fact that they give me money which i use for drugs i dont have a job
they write me letters for all the times i skip
my parents are pretty cool so i dont really have to keep things from them but im sure theres somethings they dont know parents cant know everything

 

My mom doesn't know I skipped Photography this past semester...and she's a photographer. Why is that funny to me?

Yep, still funny.