girlfriend fucked by another guy last night

My best friend is so messed up right now...his girlfriend of 2 years came home last night around 4 am drunk and stoned , and he says she smelled like pot and sex...he claims she wanted to have sex with him, so when he put his dick in her she was real slippery and was leaking some fluids out. i told him maybe she was just wet from being horny. He says hell no ! He said i have had her hot lots of times and i can feel her being wet, but this was just plain old slippery.....i dunno ??? maybe some of you can help on this one. How could you tell if a woman just had sex with someone else ?? He says he trust his instinct and sixth sense !

 

have her get on a table, and check that shit out gyno style.

if you act like you know what you're doing, your conclusions become more valid.

 

why dont you ask her..

 

tie her up and beat her just a little, just so that she knows he means business. then when she is good and scared you give her the water board treatment.
you do that until she confesses and she will., even if she didnt do it. then you have to get her to tell you who he is and where he lives. once you know that you drag her to his place and ask what the fuck are you doing with my wife. and then you will have your answer. if he looks all scared like sorry i didnt know she was married. then they did the deed, if he looks confused like who the fuck is that chick? then she was telling the truth and didnt fuck around.....oh did i mention just ask her first. if she says she was fucking around on him...well its unlikely she would lie about that.

 

vaginal lubrication can change consistency based on hydration (if she was drinking and smoking all night, she will be dehydrated, making the fluid more "sticky"), diet, and her monthly cycle.

 

thanks for the reply..... his girl has a history of being very insecure and very sexual, and she loves to drink. Thats a combination for sex with someone else. Hes blind to that though. Hes prolly right about his assumption though.

 

a good way to find out what she feels like after having sex would be to have sex with her, and then have sex with her again.

 

and if your suspicions are correct, blast her in the eyes

 

with cum..

 

....and then kick her in the shin so she has an eye patch and a limp.

If she yells "aaarrrggg" then you have successfully completed what is known as a 'Captain Jack"

 

Get a sample and send it to the 24 hour emergency Is-This-Some-Dudes-Cum lab. Wait another 24 hours for the results.

 

tell him to start worrying when her asshole is slippery....for all he knows she was flickin her bean in the bathroom at the bar

 

honestly, I'm suspicious as to why you, as the friend, know how slippery her vagina was...I'm starting to think OP is the one girlfriend is fucking around with.


Come on guys! Get your pitchforks and torches! We're going to OP's house!!

 

I actually found an old rusty pitchfork in my garage the other day.

I'd rather bring the 1800s scythe I found, though.

 

scythe is way more cool.

i want some ninja weapons.
OP is gonna get castrated for committing adultery.

 

haha maybe ur friend will think its you if he sees all these post....

 

Instead of getting torches and pitchforks im going to make a torch out of a pitchfork it will have the forks just barely sticking out of the base of the fire.

 

dude that gif is fucking hardcore!!! what is that from?

 

This movie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Park