Mom might have found my porn

Will it affect my sexual health if she rips my balls out and makes me eat them? What shall I do? She gets really uptight about those things, although I am not sure if she even found the porn and is not simply drunk which the case is often.

 

+rep......:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

LOL, she does not seem to be so uptight anymore. I think she was only pissed about something else. As for giving away porn, I gave to thirds of it to friends and threw the rest away this morning. That hurt a lot. There was one lovely DVD full of women shaking their double E's. It is such a pity that it had ended up in the bin.

 

At the very least, she'll be creeped out for a few days.
No mother wants to think about their son wanking off any more than a child wants to think about their parents plowing each other.

 

agreed ^^^ i would venture to guess over 90% of mothers would just ignore what they saw. or should i say not acknowledge what they saw when it comes to that kind of stuff.

makes me wonder what kind of stuff my mom knew about that she never mentioned.

 

What's worse do you think, parents finding their kids' porn, or the kids finding their parents' porn?

 

To have seen my mags she would have had to ramage through my rucksack, which would take a lot of noseyness, even for her. So I think I was being a bit paranoid...I HOPE.

 

i was gonna say that but i figure you know your mom better than me so who am i to say.

 

That really depends on the genre of the porn, I think.

 

Lucky escape,rak and a clever bit of decoy work by yourself,there.

Having found ordinary porn your mum looked no further and didn't find your gimp mask and leather thong and believes you're normal with healthy interests-nice work,bro

 

You could always become Castrato.

 

Today she finds porn, tomorrow dead bodies.

 

...and the day after tommorrow i'm grounded.

 

....which works EXACTLY how you wanted it to,because then you can indulge in the secret stash of "Pygmy Alien BDSM Anal Chuff-Ripper" porn you secreted between the covers of your schoolbooks,knowing that's the one place your mum wouldn't look!

I take my hat off to you rak-you are SNEAKY.

 

Dirty mags are so 20th century. Your porn should be on a flash drive

 

Ohhh that sucks having to ditch your stash. All those awesome times and memories, favourite scenes and photoshoots to jerk to. I feel your pain

 

She can't be that mad if she's waiting a few days.
Who does that anyhow??? ...wait a few days to ground a child????

 

oh,come on,Storm-she want him to finish his wank 1st!

See,that way she knows he'll pay attention to his studies
[for a while at least,'til The Urge takes over again]

 

It was not for the porn. It was for the dead bodies, for which she needed some time to come up with the appropriate punishment for that. After all spare the rod and spoil a child, even fif the child is 28. Speaking of bodies, last night I dreamt of the most lovely foreplay in my life. Unfortunately the dream did not get much more further than that.

 

It is hard to live with dark passenger...

 

Man, this thread is SO weird if you aren't stoned.........as I was saying to the table "Stop cheating! You KNOW the 3 of Zorks doesn't beat the quintillion of Konce!".

Anyway, just then my mother appeared in my oven and guess what? She found my porn stash, and proceeded to put on her Catwoman suit and flog me with a whip made from the hair of Jerry Garcia's beard. My dad was filming it with his carburettor while the next door neighbour's dog's fleas were going at it cowgirl style on top of the reverse azimuth.

There's NOTHING worse, in my experience, than your mother finding your porn. Unless it's you finding porn that she's in.....