Finding a girl who likes anal?

lol, first impressions it would draw the attention of the question at hand but I dont think there would be loads of girls rushing upto me and begging me to use their ass and not the other girls ass lol.

 

Ha

Touche.

 

where the hell is backdoorman with his expertise advice :toetap05:

 

no thanks... :mickey:

 

Yes, where is this person? I havent seen him yet. Only read some posts and heard about him.

 

I haven't been to the forums here lately since I have been busy with work and life in general.

So you want to find an anal whore, right? Here are a few pointers from the expert at the sinister act.

First of all, I find that if a girl was born with a sexy ass she is very likely to have experienced anal sex. Why? Because if a girl grew up with a sexy ass and has had attention drawn to her ass since her adolescent years, through the years she has been playing the dating game and had more than her share of boys wanting to hook up with her for the attempt of getting into her ass. An ugly girl with a small, flat ass is less likely to have grown up with anal experiences than hot chicks with big, firm asses that drive boys crazy. As some guys grow up as breastmen, others--like me, of course--grow up as assmen. Girls with sexy asses naturally have boys come on to them because of their asses, and over time some of the boys succeed and some do not. Whether or not she likes it is one thing, but the fact remains that such girls do have experiences related to their ass because it was their asses that attracted boys in the first place. Of course, some girls with hot asses may have had the misfortune of having a guy without the proper anal skills to please her anally, so they may end up jaded and vow never to try it again. However, this you will find more true: as more and more guys try experimenting with these girls' asses, through the years such girls will eventually come across guys who know what they are doing, and as a result start enjoying it more and more, and eventually they become anal whores. Some overnight, some over years, but we can agree that by law of averages girls with sexy asses have had more stabs at their assholes than girls with ugly asses.

OK, well now to the meat of the matter: how to spot anal whores. It is actually quite easy. I find that if a girl somehow draws attention to her ass, she likes anal sex. For example, a girl who wears tight white pants with no back pockets, and you can clearly see her red thong underneath and you can't stop thinking about her ass since you first saw it. Well duh, stupid, that is why she is wearing those pants and thong in the first place. She can also show off her ass by wearing a tight miniskirt, for example. Whatever draws attention to her ass. Just like girls who wear wonderbras--they do it for the specific purpose of drawing attention toward them. If a girl loves anal sex, she dreams of a stud with a big cock plummeting up her poop chute, and she wants to show off her ass to draw attention from all backdoor men so she can pick and choose whom she wants to sodomize her. Conversely, if a girl does not want anything to do with her ass she will draw attention away from it. Either she will wear loose dresses or even wrap her jacket around her waist and let it hang over her ass to hide it. Of course, some girls want to hide their asses because they are so disgusting that they want to hide it to minimize their chances of getting rejected because of them. Cellulitic bitches often wear black pants because it is very hard to see the cottage cheese; anal whores love to wear tight, white pants to show off their sexy asses.

A good number of girls would even go so far to get inked to garner such attention. Specifically, I find that girls who have tattoos on their lower backs tend to be anal whores. The hope is that when men quickly notice the tattoo above their butts, the men will look below it and notice the sexy ass she has, too. I have never met a girl with a tattoo on her lower back coupled with a sexy ass who does not do anal. Personally, I prefer a girl without tattoos, so I look more for the shape of a girl's ass along with her intentions of showing it off through the clothes she wears.

Nevertheless, there is little to worry because anal sex is far more prevalent today than, say, one generation ago. When I was in my high school days, I would estimate that one in five girls did anal sex. Today that number is nearly one in two, thanks to The Pornographic Superhighway. Seeking anal whores today is far easier than 30 years ago. Follow your dick and look for a girl with an ass you want to sodomize and strike up a conversation with her. If she is the type who likes to show off her ass, your chances are better than 50%.

Where to hunt? Forget about the bullshit all the feminist bitches tell you. "Seek your significant other at the library or in college because you have met in a medium of intelligence, blah, blah, blah...." Fuck that. Even women will tell you that the place to find anal whores is at the bar or an upscale night club. There is no better place to find anal whores than there. Chances there are better than 85%.

Summary:

1. Go to the bar/upscale night club
2. Seek girls who flaunt their sexy asses.

 

Hey, Finally get to meet you, so to speak.

Alot of info to go on there and yes I am definatly an assman myself.

So a girl with a great ass on show in a bar or nightclub is the way forward and should bring success?

 

haha i knew he would strike!!!
He provides lots of great information

 

they walk funny

 

Not had any luck Im afriad. I think there is to much competition from other guys when a girl heads out to a bar or nightclub, she knows she is going to be approched and has her guard up.

 

Just luck i guess

 

Hey peeps. This seemed like a good thread for a first post. I got lucky and found a gal that's into it. I'd never really gotten the chance before her. I actually found her placing a Craigslist ad. We chatted for a little while, met up, hit it off. Might be a one in a million shot but worked for me.

 

I would agree with Shygirl that you might look first for a good loving girlfriend and then slowly bring up the topic of anal sex.
A woman in love, or a least in a state of strong like, will be more receptive to wanting to please her man.
I have introduced a fair number of anal virgins to the joys of backdoor sex. Some were curious enough to give it a try right off the bat while others took more convincing. Usually giving them some good head and then flicking your tongue around their anus helps change their minds.
Breaking in an anal virgin has it's rewards. You might create an anal sex maniac!
A number of women I have known have only been able to achieve orgasm with a man from anal sex with clitoral stimulation. This fact alone can turn a reticent anal virgin into an anal sex goddess.
Good Luck!

 

Try wearing T shirts with these slogans

May I park in the rear?

Rider of the Hershey Highway

Browndirt Cowboy

Need your stool pushed in?

Constipation consternation? Relief is nigh!

Human Sewer Inspector. First visit free!

I can make your train go poop-poop instead of toot-toot!


Even better, wear a T shirt with ALL of those slogans on it. At least you'll get them talking to you about it.

 

you found her by placing an ad looking for anal? really? that works?