Poem of a Situation

I asked if they had mutton.
Inside an old McDonald's
The casheer winced at me,
And kicked me to the streets.

So I had scatched my head
And asked him,
Where my mutton's gone.

After that day, I never found
Mc Donald's ever since.

So I stopped this man and asked
him,

If he knew where McDonald's is.
No one has served cold mutton
as decent as those boys did.

Then he had scratched his head
And said, he'd never seen such place,
That serves its guests cold mutton,
And that bares that Schottish name

 

What is a mutton ?

 

What sometimes dresses up as lamb
When out to snag a raunchy ramb

: D

 

Sheep or lamb meat. I would not have expected that reaction to that poem, but heh.

 

well, I would have had a more engaging reaction to the piece if I knew what a mutton was...right off the bat I was confused. Also, who does not know where McDonald's is ? Are you an american ?
lol

 

Lol! Precisely by creating the unlikely situation of someone not knowing where Mc Donald's I was purposely producing an absurd situation.

 

I get it now

 

It's a master piece, woops I am complimenting my own poem.

 

I'm the guy who liked it, still do.

 

I love it!! It's great. Reminds me of a new age, "little miss muffet"