Pssh, like old school cats like us need redirecting. Psssshhhh I say! And if it weren't for reddit, I wouldn't have any idea the Olympics was even going on right now. The only time I ever cared enough to watch was 1996. That's because I was too young to not care. lol
People who watch the Olympics are pretty interesting in bed. Particularly those interested in the gymnastics competitions.
I find people who are watching the olympics in bed to be decidedly disinterested in fucking. Especially if they are really interested in the gymnastics!
^ I dated a gymnist once. She was a contortionist and BLEW MY MIND in bed. She showed me what it feels like to have a 3some with one other person. I bet she's the type to watch the Olympics in bed.
i saw a clip somewhere on tv about how olympic athletes are all fucking each other. it didn't mention olympic watchers, but i'd probably fuck them too.
There is an estimated 4 billion people watching the Olympics So if the OP was going to fuck everyone watching the Olympics, and I'm guessing in his case at 30 seconds a go and 20 minutes to reload each time, he'll be done in 156,012 years Or by the Games of the 39,002nd Olympiad
If you’ve ever seen the movie The Groove Tube (1974) it has a comedy short called Sex Olympics - check it out :2thumbsup: Hotwater
I'm still fucking anyone whose watched the olympics so far this year. If this is you, take a number. ....aaaaahhhh it's gonna be a long season. lol