Fuck People Who Watch the Olympics

Not really, but yeah. Fuck em. I'm not watching. Fugeddaboutit.

 

May I redirect you?

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=454706&f=51

 

That's a lot of fucking...get a room.

 

NOPE. Have a nice day.

 

I really don't care who watches what.

 

Pppffft. That's boring. haha Do what I do.

 

Pssh, like old school cats like us need redirecting. Psssshhhh I say!

And if it weren't for reddit, I wouldn't have any idea the Olympics was even going on right now. The only time I ever cared enough to watch was 1996. That's because I was too young to not care. lol

 

I have other criteria when deciding who to fuck.

 

People who watch the Olympics are pretty interesting in bed. Particularly those interested in the gymnastics competitions.

 

I find people who are watching the olympics in bed to be decidedly disinterested in fucking. Especially if they are really interested in the gymnastics!

 

^ I dated a gymnist once. She was a contortionist and BLEW MY MIND in bed. She showed me what it feels like to have a 3some with one other person. I bet she's the type to watch the Olympics in bed.

 

i saw a clip somewhere on tv about how olympic athletes are all fucking each other. it didn't mention olympic watchers, but i'd probably fuck them too.

 

I prefer blowing other parts

 

There is an estimated 4 billion people watching the Olympics

So if the OP was going to fuck everyone watching the Olympics, and I'm guessing in his case at 30 seconds a go and 20 minutes to reload each time, he'll be done in 156,012 years

Or by the Games of the 39,002nd Olympiad

 

Who the fuck pays for tv?

I mean really you pay to watch that shit?

 

If we should only fuck people who are watching the Olympics, I guess you won't be getting any.

 

If you’ve ever seen the movie The Groove Tube (1974) it has a comedy short called Sex Olympics - check it out :2thumbsup:

Hotwater

 

I like watching the Olympics, but I haven't had the chance to this year.

 

Pissed me off they took softball out. But having been into sports,I watch 'em with me rabbit ears.

 

I'm still fucking anyone whose watched the olympics so far this year. If this is you, take a number. ....aaaaahhhh it's gonna be a long season. lol