the chats meow

One time me and 6 other buddies took down a group of college douches trying to start shit with two girls... 1 dude ended up in ICU... It was pretty crazy... a friend gor tossed into a bus while it was driving by.. my shoes and socks were soaked in blood.. one of the girls was wearing all white and literally was all red by the time everything was said and done.. and none of us were bleeding...

 

This one time I yelled at this guy and made him cry. I felt so bad!

 

I looked at this guy one time and he fell down... True story.

 

My neice who i raised is a red head and always would get picked on in school by the same girl every day the same thing red head freckles whatever ( i think the other girl was jealous of her) anyways i had to tell her honey she is going to do this to you every day unless you stand up to her,,,,and she said well i will get suspended and i said get suspended you wont get in trouble at home,,,,soo the very next day the girl was taunting her in the hallway at school and my neice turned around and kicked her butt big fight in the hallway and after that the girl never messed with her again in fact they later became friends and my neice was no longer being picked on by any one else. So moral of the story is if someone is picking on you of messes with you first you must defend yourself.

 

Were you looking in the mirror when it happened? how inebriated were you? :mickey:

 

neither

 

I know the truth,jo!

The bloke was up a ladder window-cleaning,when Tyr suddenly threw open his bathroom window and stood there naked shouting "Ta-DAAH! It's your lucky day,big boy!"

 

Whoa...

Do that again!

 

Pretty sure the owners have seen just about half the male staff's dicks on camera ever since they put up cameras a couple months ago

 

Be proud,jo-not everyone can captivate an audience with such minimum effort,bro!

 

can they put camera in bathrooms ? or other areas where someone may be naked or exposed?

 

anyone remember wacky packs when my brother came to visit he brought me a some that he ordered off of ebay :2thumbsup:

 

mainly from us whipping out our dick and giving the cameras a big middle finger

 

ahhh well,,,, as long as the cameras aren't creeping,,,some security cameras have sound also soo gotta watch you say cuz they also could be listening,,,

 

No... Not this either.

 

they'd fire every motherfucker that did that at my store.. They'd close down or bring in random people to run it. e

 

I like to blackmail bosses in compromising positions.. watch me., and Im sure as fuck going to be watching you closer..

 

just my luck...new alternator wasnt alternating..now i gotta wait till tomorrow....not great luck lately with travel plans.......

..pretty much wanna slit my own throat about now.....but i would never do that while i still have weed in my pocket

 

Hows everybody evening thus far

 

im alternating whether to smoke this or that..