Hipster jokes?

Anyone?

 

-Why did some guys beat a hipster?
-Because no one likes hipsters.

You are welcome.

 

How much does a hipster weigh.....


An instagram! =DD

 

heard this one in another forum: why did the hipster burn his mouth?

because he ate pizza before it was cool.

 

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't know, no hipster has ever tried. Its way too mainstream!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM

not a joke but there are lots of hipster jokes in there

 

so confused

 

Wow that video was so fucking great!

 

Pfft, I was joking about Hipsters before all these people!

 

What did an Eastern Europen hipster say when a Russian nun said "The Lord's peace be with you?" He said "Yeah, peees on you too."