this week, i met tony ashcroft (he of the post - 1994 lineup of boney M) and he showed me a picture of his arse on his iphone, which was very pert, although i thought the gesture was a little forward. whats the most surreal moment you've had this week?
Waking up with the complete lyrics of a childhood song in my head, that I had forgotten even existed.
Thought I saw someone in the hallway last night when I came out of the loo at home - turned out to be a folded up ironingboard with my rucksack hung off it... was quite spooky!
ah, that irritates me like all hell, blew the circuit all the lights in my house were on the other day and kept forgetting to replace the fuse, every lampshade, hanging coat and piece of furniture became a malevolent assailant between between the hours of 10pm and seven in the morning for the next few days, my poor heart could barely take it
as a member of Danny Wallace's Kingdom of Lovely, I found it very surreal to learn of the missiles being placed on the roof of our fair nation. I've had a short chat with King Danny about it, and he says it's mental. I consider it to be not dissimilar to the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Today, a man spat into the urinal as he micturated next to me. I regarded this as a precursor to anal rape.
Had the cardboard from a toilet paper launched at me by unseen forces. I think it wanted to use the toilet and it was telling me to hurry up. That was surreal for obvious reasons. I just said "Okay then fine use the toilet", and went to bed.
Two dumbbells still attached to a lifting bar have just been thrown over the balcony above our house. Narrowly missing a neighbour - There's 9 people outside now discussing it. I think there might be a lynching coming... That's pretty weird.
Does a toddler feeding you a whole Clementine, then proceeding to say thank you and give you a kiss then run off count as weird? Because mine did that to me a few days ago. So strange..
I went into a fast food joint today to order lunch & the lady taking my order was chatting away with me & thought I was someone else & i just totally went with it. She was asking how I was & my new job & all sorts of things you would ask someone you knew, then as she gave me my order she said "well hun I guess I will see you at our AA class weds."LMAO..I just said ok & left. I don't even drink hardly ever..lol.. I am thinking she might have been though
