another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

RH lost all his credibility the day he was standing outside the dyslexia centre leaning against a sign saying 'No Loitering'......so he picked up his empty candy wrappers.

 

puggy stole my new pvc dress ?

 

Meows when she's hungry and barks when full.

 

is jealous coz I look GREAT in this pvc dress

 

rubs the crispy bits off his crusty old socks into a jar-when it's full he adds salt,then microwaves it for tv snacks.

 

Wants to change his nic to ISmellSocks.

 

Likes the taste of his rubber wallpaper!

 

Sits on park benches and eyes little girls with bad intent.

 

Gets off on the scent of granny-gussets.

 

Eats his icecream covered with salt and pepper.

 

Just bought a stepladder to get closer to the poster above him. [dunno why?]

 

Sold Willy Blue a stepladder with woodworm in the three top rungs ...

 

Apparently learned a new trade while she was away if her siggy pic means anything. (Please don't kick my butt)

 

Uses a magnifying glass to read his paper

 

Uses a magnifying glass and RH's paper to start fires in abandoned buildings

 

is having an affair with a high ranking polititian, and it will bring down the government if it ever got out

 

Wants to be a high-ranking politician

 

Can't find the A303

 

never drove a lorry in his life

 

roamy is actually a cockney from London