1001 new olympic sports

Fly fishing

 

Three-legged hurdles in tutu

 

Kite flying - yeah, I like that - could be real some day!

 

conspiracy theory jigsaw puzzling

 

Doomsday decathlon / prepping -

All athletes will start out in an staged post apocalyptic urban area . Where they will be timed in putting on gas masks and chemical suits , run 20 miles while picking up hidden supplies along the way . To an obstacle course where they will have to shoot silhouette targets of radiated mutant (once human ) zombies . All While navigating ,climbing and swimming hazzard obstacles such as the pit of sorrow , walls of inhumanity , swim five miles across the sea of lost souls to antiChrist island where they will throw a javelin at a picture of whatever megalomaniac puppet world leader has fallen out of favor at the time .

 

Hot dog eating

 

synchronized channel surfing of all pre recorded olympic games coverage . " spoiler alert !"

 

Hot Yoga

 

speed solitaire or speed go fish

 

extreme bar tending.

 

Hay Bale Tossing

 

"Marco- Polo" water relay medley .

 

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Olympic Hammocking

 

Conclusion Jumping

 

dumpster diving

 

Davy Jones locker diving .

where contestant "athletes" sit at the bottom of the pool holding their breath . Winners win an eternacruise on the Dutchman, and are awarded posthumous medals .

The great thing is not any " olympic career" athletes ! One and done baby !

 

Relay Grilling

 

Window Licking!

 

High speed down hill teeth brushing.

 

Chess Boxing (real sport) where two competitors alternate between 3 minute rounds of boxing and chess. Opponents win by either a checkmate or a knockout, whichever comes first.

5000 meter speed dating: athletes run 5k while stopping to seduce as many members of the opposite sex as possible scattered along the course. The winner is determined by a combination of their finish time and how many sex partners they had that night.

Also, Mario Kart.