1001 new olympic sports

feral cat catching (to be TNR'd, of course, of couse!)

 

shopping cart riding like in bum fights

 

Boob Weighing [one in each hand.....ready?......waaaaaaay!]

 

i think they did this naked and with bulls in ancient crete. or at least there are mosaics and or murals there that look like that is what they were doing.

 

You don't really want to know what they were doing, do you?

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Joint rolling. You get half a gram of bud, a pair of scissors (no grinder), and one paper. There would be deductions for such things as rolling it too tight, rolling one that runs, too much spit, etc.

 

Spaghetti Straightening

 

toe nail clipping

(omg now i'm gagging...)

 

Synchronized pepper spray event...

 

blind mans buff game

 

Pin the tail on the donkey.

 

Land mined beach vollyball .

The only game guaranteed where you can go for the gold and fiddlers green , ONCE !

 

Screams induced by voodoo

 

The "Here, Hold my beer" competition.

 

who can "crank" an Irish Girl the fastest

 

Extreme Reading

 

Cat herding

 

Nope, Tis Impossible...



Cheers Glen.

 

Not if you 'kipper' straight face & get your Skates on,Glen-cats'll follow you anywhere
[sorry mate-even I'm groaning]



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