Songs about masturbation and sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ7pgElCPXE"]Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk To Fuck - YouTube

 

Best sexytime song ever: Business Time by Flight of the Conchords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8

 

Lady Marmalade ("Voulez vous couché avec moi, c'est soir?)

 

Frank de Boer - Exit 69 on Beaver Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zvp78-cX98

I saw this couple play a while ago. I have to say I thought they were much better live, I don't really like the drums in this version.

They were so cute and innocent together that my wife didn't believe it was about oral sex, but it's hardly a subtle reference.

 

Cannibal Corpse - Fucked with a knife
Cattle decapitation - forced gender reassignment
Gorgasm - stabwound intercourse.
Cradle of Filth - Lord Abortion

 

"wicked game" chris isaak

 

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling
"When I was little boy in grammar school,
Always went by the very best rule,
But every time the bell would ring,
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling."

Prince - Darling Nikki
"Knew a girl named Nikki,
I guess you could say she was a sex friend.
I met her in a hotel lobby,
Masturbating with a magazine."

Tori Amos - Icicle
"And when my hand touches myself,
I can finally rest my head.
And when they take from his body,
I think I'll take from mine instead,
Getting off, getting off while they're all downstairs."

Those are just a few songs that come to mind.

 

"Turning Japanese" by the Vapors is about a guy jerking while he is thinkin bout his woman....and the Turning Japanese part is in relation to the face that you make when you are bopping away.....cos lets face it...you can make some crazy faces whilst on the job..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

 

Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself

 

Isn't Tiny Dancer supposed to be about Eltons Penis ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qW9wqUI4Lg&feature=youtu.be

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gpNqB4dnT4

 

She Bop Cyndi Lauper
Steely Dan are named after a dildo

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rohqzdVF94o

 

Akinyele - Put it in my Mouth