another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Uses any reason to use the word cock in his posts.

 

never walks the same way twice

 

wears her coat backwards to confuse people walking toward her.

 

Steals toys from kids Happy Meals.

 

'forgets' his wallet whenever he goes to the pub

 

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh, its a secret.

Blabs everyfuckingthing you tell him.

 

Shit,sorry mate!

Has a habit of making me feel sorry for him

 

Has a habit of spewing shit.

 

Only pretends to be a ringpiece-inside,he's a sweety

 

stole my new dress an won't give it back ta me ha! ha!

 

only wants this dress back because she knows I like it!

 

Stole Roamy dress because wanted to be a Queen.

 

LOVES being called 'My little princess'...it gives him a stiffy.

 

Fantasizes about being RetiredHippies's "little princess".

 

Stole my diary!

 

Always gets me a dozen roses on Valentines Day.

 

Plans to have his funeral on Valentines Day ... so at least soembody will bring flowers

 

never been to a beach

 

lives in a sandcastle

 

Builds sandcastles in high tide areas and rents them out to silly tourists .