I have made alliance with my Lord Sauron

I encourage you all to do likewise.

 

But I don't want to shag a man

 

I already promised Gandalf. Sorry, kid.

 

YOU WILL DIE THEREFORE


Is that what i hear you say?

 

No way man, I couldn't do that . . . I'm fucking Goldberry. I'm married to Tom fucking Bombadil. . . and nothing competes with that shit.

 

i dont know if you've read the books (or seen the films) but sauron is dead.

sauron isnt even that evil, he's just some guy that works for the equivilent of satan in middle earth. yes im sad. yes i read the silmarillian.

 

no toms mine..so step away from him

 

oh no....sauron cant die......


he dissapeared....he's BACK......


And i read the books, hated the films....anyway....random note there