another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Won that medal next to his username for decency & kindess, Puggy tried to bribe me to keep it secret but the check bounced so....

 

Recently won the coveted "Internet Messageboard Delusional Fiction Writer of the Year" award

 

Was twice removed from Buckingham palace for demanding to see the Queen . Shouting out things like , " you don't understand I must see the Queen " , " I have cracked the bloody code " , "The Mayan's were right " , " Hey, hey, I demand you unhand me this instant ! "

 

has tea everyday with the queen

 

Oh,look at that-roamy has one post to go to hit her 2,000 mark!

 

Deliberately misconstrues the instructions on threads in the games forum, just to confuse Retired Hippy

 

Randomly adds the letter U to words claiming its the Queens English

 

Won Yooper of the Year award in 2007

 

Always exaggerates. Is really only a monocle.

 

Is third in charge of the Plymouth Devonport paint store

 

has signed his body over for medical research

 

Has a body every doctor would love to research! not absurb!

 

thinks angles do exist (of maybe it is angels?)

 

Needs to clean the spectacles.

 

is from eastern u.s.

 

Goes back to closed Absurd Accusation threads and recycles posts nobody can remember.

 

Has all the posts memorized and in order from most absurd to quite possibly true.

 

Is the author of 85% of the most absurd posts.

 

Can't remember where he left his wallpaper

 

Paints all his rooms black