How Many Bret Michaels Death Rumors can there be?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lovelyxmalia, Aug 20, 2012.

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  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Newest rumor in today:

    Bret Michaels died in a jet ski accident.

    http://bret.michaels.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

    Similar to the jet ski accident he died in in May and a few times last year.

    Not to mention the amount of times he died from that brain hemorrhage a little while back.

    I'm thinking of making a rumor of my own death. If anyone asks, I died heroically, choking on peanut butter :D
     
    lovelyxmalia, Aug 20, 2012
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  3. ganjabomber

    ganjabomber Senior Member

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    michael phelps is dead!?1
     
    ganjabomber, Aug 20, 2012
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  5. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah...he died in a silly putty incident
     
    lovelyxmalia, Aug 20, 2012
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  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Michael Jackson is dead!

    Oh...wait...
     
    Kinky Ramona, Aug 20, 2012
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  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i thouht bret micheals died in that ferrari accident
     
    r0llinstoned, Aug 20, 2012
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is literally the first time i've ever heard that bret michaels was dead.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Aug 20, 2012
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  13. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Who?
     
    Tyrsonswood, Aug 20, 2012
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  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Oh you know, Bret Michaels.
    Poison... everryyyyy rooooose hasss its thorrnnn
     
    r0llinstoned, Aug 20, 2012
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  17. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    *breaks into song*Just like every night has it's dawn,
    Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song!
    Everryyyy rooooose has it's thornnnn
     
    StpLSD25, Aug 20, 2012
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  19. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I have no fucking idea what you people are talking about...
     
    Tyrsonswood, Aug 20, 2012
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  21. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Allow me,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYeZJ9_Hmwg"]Poison Every Rose Has Its Thorn official music video - YouTube
     
    r0llinstoned, Aug 20, 2012
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  23. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh! I never listened to that crap....
     
    Tyrsonswood, Aug 20, 2012
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  25. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Ftw!!!
     
    jmt, Aug 20, 2012
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I care about bret micheals almost as much as that stupid osbourne kid who uses a very mild (possibly non existent) case of MS to fish for publicity
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 20, 2012
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  29. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    When the rumor turns out to be true let me know so I can rejoice.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Aug 20, 2012
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  31. deleted

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    youll know when the flags in Pennsylvania are at 1/2 mast .. for a fucking douchebag.. maybe thats only true if he dies in a bathtub..
     
    deleted, Aug 20, 2012
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  33. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Well f its true we won't have to watch him on another asinine Brett Michaels finds true love show on whatever MTV it was on.
     
    RetiredHippie, Aug 20, 2012
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  35. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No! That was Bam :(

    Damn it - Edit - Ryan Dunn
     
    Aerianne, Aug 20, 2012
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  37. LoveBuzz

    LoveBuzz Member

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    Although we both lye close together we feel miles apart inside
    was it something I said or something I did , did my words not turn out right?
    Though I tried not to hurt , thought I tried

    [chorus]

    lol.. My mother was a child from the 80s so yeah , I know a ton of hair band songs..lol.. She use to love Poison :)
     
    LoveBuzz, Aug 20, 2012
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  39. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    As in bam margera? Nah that was his best friend ryan dunn. and it was a porsche. He was a funny guy.

    it was kind of a joke cuz brett michales did get into a ferrari accident but didnt die. this was a loooong time ago
     
    r0llinstoned, Aug 20, 2012
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