Mom might have found my pornographic diary. Help!

This is what happened. On the internet I read that there are so called epistolary novels in which entire novels consist out of documents like letters, diary entries, poems and so on. So I wrote a pornographic one based on a ficticious character who commits all abominations possible, which my mom found and thinks acts like it is all real. She actually acts like I committed all those things that this ficticious character I created did, by praying for my soul. Though I am a bit flattered that I can actually write in such a gripping fashion I am a bit worried that my mom thinks I am a crazy whoremonger.

 

Just tell her you want to write erotic fiction. I'm telling you man, there is such a huge market for that stuff, if you could write anything decent you could so get it published. Give it a try my friend.

 

Why Didn't You Put This In Your Previous "Mom Found My Porn"

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Two Threads About Your Mom's Addiction To Porn, Is One Thread Too Many....



Cheers Glen.

 

well, nothing stopping you from acting it out now.

 

Said it is your alter ego that wrote these things

 

Do you have some weird fantasy or fetish to where your mom catches you writing/viewing some type of pr0n? this is like the 2nd or 3rd thread you have made like this.

 

What's pr0n?

 

you don't know what pr0n is..?

 

pr0nography

 

pr0nologist

 

That's just silly stupid, prawn like district 13?
Are you worried about spelling filters or something lol

 

it's an internet word, like moar.

 

yea i think it was first used to get around sites that block bad words lol so instead of porn people would write pr0n

 

I think you mean district 9? the film, right?

pr0nalicious

 

You should publish it, call it 50 shades of white. You'll be rich.

 

I wouldn't sweat it. Ever had your mom find your dildo when you're 17?

When you do, come back and we'll talk......... lol

 

haha..that must have been awful...

 

Yeah, tell us how she reacted to that.

As for my mom, she keeps finding wierd stff on me because age has made her paranoid and so she keeps looking through my stuff as she is bound to find when looking through anyone's things.

Today I asked her why she was not paying the bills as a way of reminding her that I was paying them and that I do not ask for a lot of space or pretty much anything in return except that she tries to respect my privacy.

First of all it is not like I am doing the crazy stuff I write about and secondly its rude to look through my stuff at 28, and thirdly it's none of her fucking business what I write about and fourthly privacy is a freaking human right which she is especially supposed to expect AS LONG AS I HAVE TO PAY THE DAMN BILLS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

 

Did she ever give it back?

Sorry, had to ask. :sunny:

 

Lets see it TS.