Uncircumcised Blow Jobs

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Withaspirit, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. Withaspirit

    Withaspirit Banned

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    My penis smells because I'm uncircumcised. The gland is moist after urinating!! As you know, the skin covers the gland so it doesn't touch anything. It's okay after I run it under running water, but a bit impractical
    to do this. The other day I was offered a blow job and declined because I thought she'd been turned off by my dick. I said "you know you don't have to do that".

    Aside from the fact that things are now sort of ruined with this girl, what do you think of the matter. Why would a girl want to suck a MOIST cock?? Also bare in mind, I will not be getting a circumcision
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    should have gotten the blowjob. if my options were ruining it by turning her down or ruining it by getting my dirty dick sucked, i'd get my dirty dick sucked.
     
  3. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Unless she's got the clap in her mouth right? Who knows he might've dodged one here.
     
  4. The Backdoor Man

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    Dude, you need to get snipped. Only the disgusting bitches crave dick cheese during fellatio, that is if any girl will blow you in the first place.
     
  5. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Backdoor man is saying get snipped or wash your genitals. He's a bit extreme to say get snipped but he's not wrong that girls don't want to touch dirty dicks.
     
  6. disruptive

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    Only in crazy parts of the world where they practice unatural male circumcision could someone ask such a question because they have been convinced and conditioned that being without a foreskin is normal. It's a strange state of affairs and quite puzzling to the rest of the world that doesn't go in for mutilating genitals.

    Would you not give oral sex to a women because she might be a bit "moist"? Should she have had her labia removed in order to rectify this "problem"?

    Ignore comments like that from Backdoorman. His comment about "dick cheese" only betray his ignorance.

    Just keep clean and wash everyday. This is a non-issue for most people.
     
  7. cazza

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    My partner is uncircumcised and there's no problems with me giving him Oral, just make sure you clean it properly, but I don't get what you mean by 'it gets moist' ??? They all get moist when its in your mouth? Plus when he is getting close and things are turned up, he gets wet from pre-cum so as long as your clean she won't find anything strange about you being moist.

    Also eat a healthy diet, because the bit you will be judged on is when you cum. If you eat and drink crap your cum will taste the same.
     
  8. PineMan

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    Urine is sterile anyway, so it certainly wouldn't cause any problems. Additional moistness is generated from pores within the foreskin - it's meant to be there. It's anti-bacterial, maintains sensitivity of the glans & acts as a lubricant.
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Just get in the habit of doing your zipper up really fast everytime, you'll eventually zip up before mouse is all the way back in the house, then problem solved
     
  10. bigdaddyo

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    Well this thread now explains your immature and demeaning behavour towards someones elses thread and their preference for pleasure. You're just a kid. I won't carry on like you did but instead offer you some advice. Wash your dick every day. Then you won't be turning down blow jobs because your dick smells like lindburger cheese.
     
  11. ariekanibalie

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    Dude, seriously. I'm not 'cut' either, but wash my dick every day under the shower. With soap. And yes, pulling back the foreskin to give the parts which don't see daylight a scrub as well. If you adhere to a basic sanitary regime like this - which you should anyway, cut or uncut - then you should be fine. Girls expect you to be clean, not completely odor- or -tasteless. But if you're really the gentleman, and there is a 'substantial' chance of you receiving oral sex in the near future, you might consider excusing yourself to the boys room and giving yourself an extra scrub down there: just pull it out and wash that helmet in the sink. If that's too much trouble for a blowjob, you might need to consider switching sexual orientations. Don't you have a father to tell you such things?
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    That you are not circumsised is not the problem here I think. It's that you have trouble keeping your penis clean. It's not that much of an effort (at least in my experience).
     
  13. GLENGLEN

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    Soap And Water "For The Win"...:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    is there an area that practices natural male circumcision?
     
  16. Marebare

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    oh my you fellas know all the right things to say to get me going!! I love all this technical penis/fore skin talk.....educational as well as informational!
     
  17. disruptive

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    Ha-dee-ha-ha.
     
  18. Withaspirit

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    No, I'll asume that you have never had an uncircumcised dick so you have no idea how much better it feels. It also feels better for the girl.. after all its the natural way. No wonder you're obsessed with the 'back door'. I feel sorry for all you americans who got snipped at birth.
     
  19. Withaspirit

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    I don't get what you mean by 'it gets moist' ???

    I didn't mean during the blowjob. When I urinate the head somehow gets sort of moist again after being dried. Sometimes I have to wait a while and dry it again for to stay dry. Don't worry about this with ur bf. It might be just my dick. Also, I don't get pre cum!!
     
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  21. Mr.Writer

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    Yes, urine is sterile, that's why in survival situations it is an option for hydration. Drinking your own urine is MUCH healthier than drinking water in nature out of a stagnant pool.

    Also, I find it hard to believe you don't get any precum. I think that you are not aroused enough, or for long enough. And believe me, as others have said, your issue is one of hygiene, 100%, that or you have some medical condition, like a persistent yeast infection. I am uncircumcised, as is most of the population on Earth, and I can tell you there are no difficulties that come from that in terms of oral sex, or any sex. You need to wash yourself thoroughly man. Being uncut is incredible, I would never want to mutilate my penis and lose that sensitivity. Plus my girl LOVES my foreskin, and I really love when she nibbles on it and teases me.

    After you urinate, spend the extra 10-20 seconds in the bathroom to WAIT until every drop has left, and dry yourself more thoroughly. I think a lot of boys just aren't taught or don't learn normal penis/urine hygiene. One of my co-workers told me recently he hates how he always pees his pants a little bit after he urinates. I'm like Huh? He says you know, theres always those few drops that come out after you're done and make a stain on your shorts. I just couldn't believe it. Spend longer in the bathroom if there is still urine exciting your penis. This isn't rocket science.
     

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