life is full of surprises!

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  1. pbjube3

    pbjube3 Cock Blaster

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    So i deliver for a restaurant and i get to this house , knock on the door and the mother is like sitting down in the living room, tells me to just come in, and says "hes up stairs" She must have though i was her sons friend or something so i kind of hesitate and then i just start walkin up stairs.
    i get up there and the first thing i see is a bunch of trimmed marijuana branches hanging up to dry in this kids room. I kind of announced myself as i was coming up the stairs so he was like rushing to get to the door and shut it but he was too late, He looked very scared, very panicked, i said dont worry bro i blaze and shit, nothing i havent seen before.
    And he was like "oh well as long as your cool," and he gave me a nice little branch to dry out and smoke later. He also gave me his number and said to hit him up in a few weeks when the shit is ready.
    damn so like that i just got a new connect, the weeds not bad either, its kind of fluffy looks like he may have used CFL's but free bud is free bud! i just had to share that story witchyall
     
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    where you carrying food?.
     
  3. pbjube3

    pbjube3 Cock Blaster

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    yes a small chicken broccoli Alfredo pizza, and i didnt have a company shirt on, so i could see where the mom thought i was just a friend coming over with a small pizza or something
     
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    did you see the mom on the way out, and was the mom a milf?.
     
  5. Desos

    Desos Senior Member

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    lol.

    dude thats awesome i could sure use some free bud right now.
     
  6. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    haha. :afro:

    Before he got to the part about the nug i thought the story could have been going way of the MILF. Also would have been awesome.

    that is a sweet find to locate someone who is going to have a heady stash like that. around your age or a bit younger im guessin theywere pb?
     
  7. pbjube3

    pbjube3 Cock Blaster

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    not really, i mean im not gonna say i wouldnt have sex with her if i was drunk, but thats not saying much....

    yes ive been lookin for some recently as well, just stinks cuz he must have just harvested in the last 24-48 hours cuz the stems are still very bendy. Gonna have to wait a few weeks till i get to enjoy it, but free bud is free bud, its all good!

    Dude ive had some funny/crazy shit in my 2.5 year career delivering pizzas but i have yet to have a milf/hot woman to come on to me, im thinkin its a matter of time. Ive definatly had women flirt with me, one time a woman answered the door with just a shirt on, she told me she didnt have underware on i was like ok, haha she was kind beat up any ways i dont think i wanted to see.

    Ya he seemed to be about my age, maybe a year or 2 younger, not sure how smart he is tho if he isnt very protective over his weed/the house, like if i was growing pot at my house or drying it, and then ordered pizza i would be impatiently waiting at the door till the driver got there, and went outside to give him the money.

    Second off, he doesnt know me through a hole in the wall and just cuz i said i smoke he trust me, gave me his number and shit. i mean i could be a undercover or know police or something. Also is he not worried that a complete stranger might not roll on him if he gets caught with the weed you just gave him.

    I dunno but ill buy weed off him any ways, as long as its a decent price. Im obviously not a cop and wouldnt roll on any one (I did 9 months of jail and 3 years of probation for keeping my mouth shut) but i dont think this kid has been in enough trouble with the law to be wise about his actions, specially when it comes to pot and growing it! Thanks for reading!:2thumbsup:
     
  8. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Cool story mate...

    And just had to say the title to the thread is a new promo T that I have to wear to to work.

    "Life's full of surprises" across my chest lol
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Did she look like a Jeff Gordon fan?
     
  10. FlyingFly

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    you lucky bastard :D
     
  11. pbjube3

    pbjube3 Cock Blaster

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    i know, i think that was karma's way of working on my side since my plant got stolen yesterday, pretty sure it was my neighbor, i havent retaliated yet. Might not even. Might just let karma work her wondrous ways
     
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    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Are you sure that wasn't your plant this guy was drying out?
     
  13. pbjube3

    pbjube3 Cock Blaster

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    ahaha No it was alot more than just one plant, and i would have been able to tell by the look and smell of the bud, doesnt smell any where as dank as my plant was, the buds werent as dense either
     

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