Sneaking a 18 pack

LOL its a great rush isnt it

 

....Get a fucking job.

I know I normally resent that shit from people, and complaints about how little money one can make or whatever, fine, fair. But..... You sound like a douche.

You're 22 and creeping through your parents closet.... if you steal shit you need but don't have, whatever, but BEER? I don't care HOW little a job pays, if you want to get fucked up, you better at least pay for it.

I'll tell you, just because I feel sorry for your parents: Go to a grocery store, and get the fruit out of the dumpster thats expired, but not nasty.... or get fruit from random local trees. Buy a dollar and a half of yeast, and you'll just need to put like a fifth of it in. Get a five gallon bucket, mash up the fruit good, put it in with the yeast, and fill the space with water. Put the top on with something to vent, like a small hole, because if it's closed it will blow up and oxygen will hasten the production of vinegar.

Go drink it between 3 days and 2 weeks after, a few days it will be like champagnene, longer it will be very sour and VERY strong, like two or THREE times as strong as the beer you're stealing from your parents.

It will also contain some methanol, and give the world's worst hangover. If you want to avoid that, pony up a bit more, buy like ten pounds of sugar for the 5gal, (less than ten bucks) and use no fruit.... so that comes out to like a buck ten per gallon of strong pure sugar mash.

If there's no dumpster fruit or windfalls to be had, go into stores and tell them you need old fruit for some sort of animal. They'll give you veggies n' all for pigs, but I dunno, find something that needs fruit.

 

^ airlock or don't even bother

 

Ehh if you mean on the oneway valve... this is prison hooch we're making, there's lots of things you can do if you want to make good wine. But this is just how to.... make hooch. If you make a hole, put a piece of tape over it, and then use a pin to prick the tape, it will not really flow back once your fermentation gets rolling.

 

damn dude, sorry if i come off like that...Iam kind of a douche i guess, iam just me, sorry it doesnt meet your expectations lol....But yeah i dont know, its just beer...And the whole job thing, i was looking for like a year and i couldnt find anything so i gave up, waiting for school to begin at the end of this month for construction...So yeah dude its not like i didnt try or anything and besides my parents can be royale assholes so they had it coming. Still thoough, gotta love them.

Iam gonna try that out on day