What's Your Talent?

I could sweep the floors after everybody has gone home...

 

^Aww just like on the Carol Burnett show!!!

 

my talent isn't "real-time". so i wouldn't anyway. i make pichers on the computer. i can do a number of other odd things, most of them not particular entertaining to watch me do, if i even felt like i could do them with anybody watching me.

i suppose i could recite poetry while wearing a fursuit. except i don't own a fursuit and i don't remember any poetry.

 

handstand pushups.

 

I am pretty good at crying

 

I envy you.

 

My talent is to know to stay away from those shows

 

oh dude...that is the oldest lie in the book

''no girl has ever made me cum with a blowjob''

everyone of those dudes was lying just to get their dick sucked

you fell for it

my talent is telling the truth no matter what

 

They probably didn't say that until after their dick was already sucked.

 

I bake the best fuckin' pie in the world - from scratch. None of this bought pie-crust bullshit.

 

My talent is pissing people off. If you cannot make someone angry through your writing, you're doing it wrong.